By Ali - 17/04/2019 02:00

Today, after drinking a half gallon of liquid laxative in preparation for a colonoscopy, I puked the half gallon of laxative. Out my nose. FML
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bloopaloop 27

Well then the logical solution is to put the half gallon of laxative directly into your butthole!

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Mightytall 35

I feel for you... that stuff is all kinds of nasty. And the wanted effects are enough suffering all by themselves.

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bloopaloop 27

Well then the logical solution is to put the half gallon of laxative directly into your butthole!

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RichardPencil 30

Sounds like a... ...wait on it... ...you think you know what I’m going to say... ...unshitty situation!

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Gigi Hill 6

I’m by no means an expert but I’m also pretty sure you’re not doing that right. Scratch that....NAILED it! 👍🏻

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gsouther 11

Out OF my nose. Grammar is the secret code that intelligent people used to identify each other.

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Mightytall 35

I feel for you... that stuff is all kinds of nasty. And the wanted effects are enough suffering all by themselves.

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raven_of_azarath 34

Puking out your nose is never fun. The first time I ever got drunk, I puked Cheeto puffs out my nose.

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