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By MetalAtlas - 03/03/2010 06:06 - United States

Today, I had to sell my only means of transportation, my 92 Chrysler Lebaron to a junking company because the transmission blew. When the guy finally got there, I had to shovel out the 5 feet of snow around my car, help him push it, and help him hook it up. Then his dog bit me. I only got $100. FML

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By HoHoSnow - 09/12/2009 03:03 - United States

Today, I got stuck in the snow in the middle of street. As I was just beginning to get myself unstuck, the snow plow came by and buried the front end of my car. FML

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By Butter_Cup - 28/12/2009 21:39 - United States

Today, my mom sold the car I've been working on for the last few years for 100 dollars. To buy gas for her car. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2010 18:37 - United States

Today, after shoveling one guy's steps, sidewalk, and driveway for two hours straight, I went to ask for my money. He said, "Work is its own reward!" and shut the door in my face. FML

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By drew - 18/12/2010 20:22 - United States

Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML

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By millie14225 - 25/07/2019 14:00

Today, I live in a household of 3 people, with only one vehicle. My transmission blew right after working 16 straight hours. I had to walk 6 miles home, not to mention figure out work tomorrow. Now my oldest, who does not live with me, is pissed because it is an "inconvenience" for her. FML

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By Bladerunner - 01/12/2011 09:49 - United States

Today, my car was towed. After taking a cab all the way to the lot for $45 and paying the $250 fee to get my car back, my car broke down in the impound lot and needed to be towed to the nearest shop, where it took another $200 to fix, and $50 for the towing. I still have a 3-hour drive home. FML

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By hehe - 02/02/2011 23:57

Today, I went to shovel the massive amount of snow that was on our car. After spending time in the cold wind, I finally finished, realizing it wasn't my car. It was an identical car. FML

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By clop clop clopping all the way - 20/06/2013 21:13 - United States

Today, a guy's car broke down in my street, so I helped him push it into my driveway, checked his car out, and gave it a jump start. He thanked me, then as he went to pull out, he instead smashed straight into my car. FML

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By Poorphone - 08/12/2016 17:23 - United States - Denver

Today, my car got stuck in a foot of snow. I tried desperately digging around my wheels to see if it would help. I was finally able to get out 10 minutes later only to realize that I had dropped my phone in the snow while I was digging and had run over it. FML

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counterfit 10

Wednesday 3 March 2010 12:05

Could be worse, that's 4 times what my father got for a Cutlass Ciera with a blown tranny. <insert oral sex joke here>

menother 2

Wednesday 3 March 2010 12:09

how much does it cost to fix a transmission versus buy a new car?

Comments

berry24 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 14:18

sue his ass did the dog **** u up if so sue

Giorgio272 2

Wednesday 3 March 2010 14:25

look blood Ima lay it down for yo. smack a bitch and get her to do it. if yo ain't got no bitch come over to Gio I got some fine honey for yo money bro.

idkwtfbbq 3

Wednesday 3 March 2010 14:43

Gio "yo" whack bro and your honeys are smarter than "yo". Grow the **** up first; then Get A Life brugh, seriously!

knibbsy 4

Wednesday 3 March 2010 14:34

Hey, where's your Lebaron Freddy?

knibbsy 4

Thursday 4 March 2010 6:51

The lack of Freddy Got Fingered fans here upsets me.

angrynegro7 16

Wednesday 3 March 2010 14:39

Damn, MetalAtlas! First, your girlfriend dumps you and throws a salad in your face! Now you get bit by a dog and only get a C-note for your car after it dies on you! FYL indeed!