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By Jeff G. - 23/01/2012 00:31 - United States

Today, I had to send a picture of my Grandma at her funeral to my girlfriend, because she thought I was out cheating on her. FML

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By Kev - 20/08/2014 17:53 - United States - Flemington

Today, I got drunk, broke up with my girlfriend, and sent my grandma nude pics, thinking she was my girlfriend. Well, ex-girlfriend. FML

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By thanatophobia - 15/03/2010 00:20 - France

Today, my deranged coworker sent me a text message containing a picture that she just took of her uncle. It was at his funeral. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2013 16:20 - United States - Bessemer

Today, after holing myself up in my room for the day, I eventually turned my phone back on and told my girlfriend that my grandma passed away today. She replied, "Ask me if I fucking care," then accused me of not caring about our relationship because I went offline all day. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2010 04:28 - United States

Today, I proudly gave my grandma a picture I had drawn for her. She didn't seem thrilled with it, and afterwards the rest of my family seemed upset. Nobody could fathom why I drew grandma a picture of a graveyard for her 85th birthday. It was suppose to be a bridge. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2009 08:37 - Australia

Today, I sent my long-distance girlfriend the first photo of me I'd sent her in a while. It was a photo of me with some of my friends. She didn't know which one I was. FML

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By WronglySad619 - 26/01/2011 10:31 - United States

Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2016 11:28 - United States - Lansing

Today, I took my girlfriend out for a romantic dinner, since we can't see each other this Valentine's Day. Halfway through, my aunt called, telling me my grandma had died. I had to leave because I was crying so much, leaving my girlfriend with a very pricey bill. FML

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By Me - 03/06/2013 05:32 - United States - Homer Glen

Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 02:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML

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By SadPuppy - 22/05/2013 07:14 - United States

Today, while grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I had cheered up, she said, "Don't worry, he went to Hell anyway." FML

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msjoyfull84 0

Monday 23 January 2012 8:55

Sounds like a healthy relationship.

nontoxicpuppydog 5

Monday 23 January 2012 8:59

Bitch should have been at the funeral with you.

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vturbz91 0

Monday 23 January 2012 17:58

What a bitch

TOXICxANARCHIST 0

Monday 23 January 2012 18:00

Dump the bitch :D

mattorama 15

Monday 23 January 2012 18:09

You just lost your grandma, but I'm afraid I have more bad news for you. People who cheat always accuse their partner of cheating. It's how it works.

RoseBearChild 10

Monday 23 January 2012 18:18

That's so very true! My mother pulled that mess on my dad. She'd accuse him of sleeping around because she saw a strange car on their street - not at our house, mind you. Come to find out she'd been cheating on him the last 10 years of their marriage!

capnbzarr 43

Monday 23 January 2012 19:48

Good call. I was already going to say "DTMFA" just because the girlfriend seems like a psycho, but her being a cheater instead is an equally likely explanation.

downtime 12

Tuesday 24 January 2012 1:26

Always? No. It happens, but you'd be crazy to assume that because someone is accusing you or suspecting you of cheating is cheating on you. Almost as crazy as someone who demands photos from a funeral.

Courtney_Sanders 6

Monday 23 January 2012 18:10

Wow. I think it's about time you find a new girlfriend

sincerelyjay 13

Monday 23 January 2012 18:14

Sorry for your loss OP.Your relationship drama isn't important right now. Leave the girl and take the time to focus on the matter at hand.

RoseBearChild 10

Monday 23 January 2012 18:16

If she was that distrustful and tacky, she'd be an ex-girlfriend of mine! I wouldn't have the emotional wherewithal to deal with a paranoid partner at the time I lost my grandmother!

Faz7875 2

Monday 23 January 2012 18:21

Sounds like she needs the 'old heave-ho'.

Timmeeh 17

Monday 23 January 2012 18:24

That must've been an awkward picture to take. All standing around the coffin when you get your phone out and point "it's for my girlfriend...". I can't quite get how she'd not know your family well enough to be certain your grandma died.

davek 36

Monday 23 January 2012 18:32

You're already f*cked. Dumpage!

jkemp1984 10

Monday 23 January 2012 18:55

Wow. I feel bad for you because of the loss of your grandmother, but I also think you need to grow a pair and leave your psycho girlfriend. Anyone who has that big of trust issues clearly is a red flag. If you don't see that, you have no hope for ever being in a healthy relationship.