By Anonymous - 06/03/2015 16:51 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had to sit and smile as a drunk lady ranted about how body hair on a woman is disgusting and unfeminine, then in the next breath say that only pedos like women who shave their vaginas. That's the last time I ever have dinner with my boyfriend's parents. FML
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drayloon 50

I think pedos prefer women who can't shave their ****** yet...

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jenny_sykes 14

that's awkward lol .

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mclint_ 21

she was drunk, people say the weirdest things when they're drunk. if she's still same even when she's sobered up then you can cancel all future dinners.

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iAlissa 34

Ah shit. I said that on a comment a few up. Beat me to it.

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sharkgirl4 23

I know right? Body hair is so unattractive on women. That's why I shave my legs, arms, armpits, ******, eyebrows and head. I've never felt sexier.

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cm1995_fml 10

Shame on you for being sarcastic! It genuinely is unattractive and I certainly shave all the areas you just mentioned and most women do unless they're a stupid, crazy feminazi. All women should!

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Willibobs 33

You must be very streamlined. Is that why they call you shark girl? :-P

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Szaszaspasz 26

Ah crap! I had an ex-old man call me "Link!"

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Steffi3 40

They sound like lovely people. Goodluck OP

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more4me 27

Hmmm at least she isn't your in-law ! Can you just imagine spending the holidays with that one ?!! *shudders*

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xebi 4

A ****** is a passage inside your body. If she has hair growing in hers, she might want to consult her doctor.

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Zebediabolical 39

The ****** is also a colloquial and common-use term for the entire region.

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Flyndaran 10

No, that's vulva. People misuse words all the time, but unless you want language to devolve into grunts, we must strive to maintain coherency.

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militarybrat 21

It is an extremely common and acceptable slang word.

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kewpiesuicide 29

And yet they changed the definition of the word 'literally' in the dictionary because people misused it so often...

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KamiyaHaine 18

It's not the last time unless you are breaking up with him. >.< All the best for your relationship with her! FMILs are ridiculously hard to get along with!

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