Transportation: Today, I had to sit in a three-seat truck between my dad and...

By Anonymous - 23/03/2015 23:08 - United States - Sherwood

Today, I had to sit in a three-seat truck between my dad and his best friend on a 4-hour trip to Detroit. It was great, besides their incessant crude jokes and stories, including chafing ball sacks, and naming their new radio station, "Chicks With Dicks Radio." FML

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By sandwhiched - 01/01/2015 08:52 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went on a roadtrip with my boyfriend and his best friend. What I thought was going to be a great, fun time ended up with me alone in a car with two large men who wouldn't stop farting for 14 hours. FML

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By cb - 25/11/2013 18:58 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I have to spend the whole day in a moving truck with my dad. He had beans for dinner, and it's too cold to crack open a window. FML

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By fmmlll - 18/10/2010 08:56 - United States

Today, I'm going on an 8-hour drive with my insane family. This usually means screaming arguments, graphic conversations about my dad's pubes, some karaoke, plenty of farting, some stale Pringles, and an obese golden retriever on my lap the entire time. Arizona, here we come. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2016 06:11 - United States - Murfreesboro

Today, barely 2 hours into a 5 hour car ride home, my mom accidentally let slip that she's been cheating on my dad. I had to sit with the bitch in a diner for ages while my dad bawled his eyes out alone in the car. FML

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By ambled - 24/12/2011 20:04 - United States

Today, I had to share a car with my dad and stepmother. My stepmother managed to get hammered at lunch and spent the hour-long car trip drunkenly mistaking the heating controls for the radio. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2018 15:00

Today, my boyfriend's car broke down on the way to the gym, so he called his dad to give us a ride. On the way, his dad talked about how much he hates me and our relationship, as if I wasn’t sitting in the back seat directly behind them. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2016 05:29

Today, my best friend and I got in a fight, and we have a 3 hour drive back home together. FML

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Mid-life crisis

By theslutmuncher - 14/12/2012 23:20 - Germany - Merseburg

Today, in the midst of his ongoing mid-life crisis, my dad forced me to accompany him for some father-son bonding. The bonding involved me driving us away at high speed after he gleefully hurled a bucket of paint all over a store window. FML

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Make it stop, please

By Anonymous - 27/09/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I had to listen to my mom give a detailed description of her date last night to her friends via speakerphone... while I was trapped in the car with her. When I pointed out that I was still in the back seat, she scoffed and told me, "I have a sex life, deal with it." FML

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Phone holder

By my arms hurt - 25/11/2019 20:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I had to sit in between two boys on a two-hour bus ride. They were watching a movie and each of them had shared an earphone. They made me hold the phone up so both of them could see the screen. FML

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_kyleG_ 34

Tuesday 24 March 2015 7:55

I mean at least you're going somewhere ni... Yeah, uh, sorry OP.

ModernZelda 19

Tuesday 24 March 2015 7:40

Might want to invest in some nice noise-cancelling headphones for the next road trip.

Comments

Shadowvoid 33

Tuesday 24 March 2015 8:30

I'm intrigued by this "chicks with dicks radio" if you could get someone to pitch me an idea for it, I may be able to get it on one of my local radio stations. Please leave a follow up

abNormal62 23

Tuesday 24 March 2015 9:44

Well technically how they take it is also a personal choice and not open to judgement by others

SilverInGray 25

Tuesday 24 March 2015 16:39

Yay let's joke about transmisogny.

Shadowvoid 33

Tuesday 24 March 2015 17:44

Hey, if someone voluntarily signs up for "chicks with dicks radio" and happens to fit the radio description, then by all means that is their choice. I just wanted someone to pitch an idea, not pitch a fit. I'm all for gender equality and what not, but I'm not the most knowledgeable about that subject. I'm only here for humor.

SilverInGray 25

Tuesday 24 March 2015 19:24

Still transmisogny, which is a thing that literally kills people so excuse me for not "lightening up"

SilverInGray 25

Tuesday 24 March 2015 22:57

Or the phrase "chicks with dicks" is super transphobic and has been used in that way over and over to degrade and shame people... Oh that is right. Also, the fact that trans women are very very unaccepted and literally killed for being trans women. But yes, I'm just looking to be offended, murder isn't anything important or anything

SilverInGray 25

Wednesday 25 March 2015 0:48

The phrase itself is inherently transphobic. Most fmls don't have transphobic phrases, no. Others do, sure. Most modern tv shows, movies, make transphobic jokes. That makes it worse, not better.

SkullsRules1 26

Tuesday 24 March 2015 8:42

Next time bring an ipod, phone or something. Block them out

whitetiger13131 26

Tuesday 24 March 2015 8:48

I seriously hope you're a dude because as a female who's been through a lot of that kind of stuff, it sucks.

WaltzingPhanthom 23

Tuesday 24 March 2015 8:55

Please don't tell me you're a girl... Just please don't....

LeashaJoy5595 28

Tuesday 24 March 2015 9:22

Sounds like oh so much fun. I'm sorry OP, there are some things you never want to think about relating to your dad, nonetheless hear him talk about it.