Health: Today, I had to sit through chemistry class watching the kid...

By cuppycakeslove - 07/12/2011 11:35 - United States

Today, I had to sit through chemistry class watching the kid in front of me slowly peel off the scabs on his arms, examine them, and then eat them. For an hour. FML

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By anonymous - 16/02/2010 01:25 - United States

Today, I was really excited to be observing my first autopsy for my forensics class. Apparently so was the guy behind me. He barfed up ramen noodles all over my hair and back. I couldn't leave the room to clean up. For two hours. FML

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By Matthew - 04/07/2018 22:30

Today, during science, my friend thought it would be funny to pour corrosive acids into the reaction test I was making. I had to explain to my parents why I have no eyebrows, but the worst part is that I only got a D. FML

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By Stellarum - 18/08/2014 15:13 - Mexico - Mexico

Today, I listened to a little girl explain how her scabs taste great with lemon juice. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2013 10:29 - France - Paris

Today, my halitosis was so bad that when I blew onto my solution in chemistry class, it reacted. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I was forced to spend three hours looking at a fat guy's butt crack, seated directly in front of me during an exam. I'm pretty sure it lowered my grade. FML

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By Scabby - 11/04/2012 09:53 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML

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By acneface - 21/10/2009 06:59 - United States

Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML

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By WTTFFFF - 09/05/2014 17:24 - United States - Tecumseh

Today, the creepy kid who sits behind me in English class decided that sniffing my hair wasn't disturbing enough for his liking, so he tried something new: popping one of the pimples on my neck. When I reacted in horror, all he could say was, "It looked pretty..." FML

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By even axe would smell better - 04/02/2014 18:55 - United Kingdom - Aylesbury

Today, a kid in class kept chatting to his friend, and was made to swap seats. Every time the guy he swapped with moved, the stench from his armpits wafted over. It smelled like nacho cheese crossed with ball sweat. It got so bad that I eventually had to go dry heave in the toilets. FML

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By burnbabyburn - 11/11/2015 17:47 - United Kingdom

Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML

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Skater5679 4

Wednesday 7 December 2011 16:07

You could have not paid attention to him, and actually learn something?

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 7 December 2011 16:08

throw up on his back. That'll teach him.

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ChristyBVB 8

Friday 9 December 2011 6:35

I think I just died a little... >.<

MissRayy 0

Friday 9 December 2011 13:44

That's ****** sick!!

iloveshay2 0

Friday 9 December 2011 18:03

I pooped when I saw this

AliCat18 12

Friday 9 December 2011 23:16

feel so sick from reading this! omg that person needs psyc treatment!

Sarojin 0

Friday 9 December 2011 23:39

watch kid pick scabs, or learn chemistry. yeah, I would watch the kid pick scabs too.

Crystal55621 19

Saturday 10 December 2011 6:52

My sister once ate a scab off her butt, disgusting.

Nerdy101 0

Saturday 10 December 2011 21:31

Eww that's so gross.

eliza101 1

Sunday 11 December 2011 2:12

Eeewww i feel bad for u

brennan_m200313 2

Sunday 11 December 2011 13:45

Was it a girl named Ashley?

jojo45la 0

Monday 12 December 2011 4:53

Yumm(;

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