Miscellaneous: Today, I had to spend a long bus ride with my chest pressed against...

By Anonymous - 14/04/2016 17:04 - United States - Pittsburg

Today, I had to spend a long bus ride with my chest pressed against the window, because some mammoth of a woman decided to squeeze her double wide ass into my seat. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2014 11:33 - Australia - Rooty Hill

Today, I succeeded in getting a seat on a crowded bus. I regretted this when, after a couple of stops, a big guy boarded the bus and stood next to me with his penis pressed against my shoulder. Longest. Bus ride. Ever. FML

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By scarlet - 09/05/2011 15:02 - Canada

Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML

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By hihaay - 30/09/2011 18:15 - United States

Today, while on the bus, I found out the seat I'd taken was the preferred spot of a very hostile and extremely overweight freshman. Instead of letting me find different place to sit, she half sat on me, and completely ignored my attempts to dislodge myself all the way to school. FML

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You deserved it 2 967

By WhatsThatSmell - 25/02/2011 13:25 - Australia

Today, I took a busy train into the city. I was lucky enough to get a seat. People were forced to stand in the aisle in front of me, and the person directly opposite me, whose butt was level with my head farted in my face. Twice. FML

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By protoplasm stole my seat - 26/01/2013 01:24 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, a pregnant woman got on the bus. There were no free seats, so I stood up to give her mine. An obese man pushed past her, waddled over, and oozed into my seat. I said it was for the pregnant lady. He called me a "sexist bitch" and claimed he needed it more. FML

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Stressed out

By Anonymous - 07/08/2023 06:00

Today, I was supposed to fly home for my dad's funeral, but the woman in the seat next to me was so obese, her bulging flesh left absolutely no way for me to sit in my seat. I complained to the stewardess, who then forced me to leave the plane just for raising my voice in frustration. FML

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By Preggie - 07/07/2011 04:04 - Singapore

Today, a sweet old lady gave up her seat for me in the bus. She lectured the entire bus that seats should be given to those in need, like myself who is "heavily pregnant." I'm just fat. FML

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You deserved it 23 555

By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 18:15 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML

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Pervy

By nameless - 09/11/2010 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I got on a bus that was so overcrowded I had to stand next to the driver with nothing to hang on to. A drunk man got on and for the rest of the half hour journey continuously fell on me. When I got off, he smiled and told me as the doors were closing, "The last twelve times was for fun." FML

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By EricCartman - 20/05/2009 03:31 - United States

Today, I was riding the bus home from school. I was sitting by myself, and my backpack was occupying the seat next to me. A hot girl boarded the bus, and was standing right where I was sitting. I placed my backpack on my lap, freeing up the seat. The girl stood the entire bus ride. FML

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may14th 26

Friday 15 April 2016 3:24

as a fat girl... STOP SAYING PEOPLE CANT HELP BEING OBESE. there's such a small amount of obese people who are in the situation solely for other health reasons. 99% of the time it's pure laziness (which I admit to on my part).

TheGolfGTI 24

Friday 15 April 2016 2:17

Considering the fact that OP had her/his chest pressed up against the window, I'd say there's a fat chance of just "getting out".

Comments

myabeth 11

Friday 15 April 2016 5:53

Aww how sad. I pity you. What a shitty way to spend a bus ride, when it's just a crumb of your life. Get over yourself. In life, shit like that is gonna happen and you have to learn to deal with it.

yenze 18

Friday 15 April 2016 5:58

@33 are you new here?

sarcasmismyno1 22

Friday 15 April 2016 6:09

Having experienced this many times on airplanes, I feel OPs pain. Irregardless of the reason for a persons size, they have a duty to only occupy as much space as they have paid for, and to be conscious and respectful of those around them. Sadly, with international travel, obesity concerns me much less than poor personal hygiene does.

hellobobismyname 24

Friday 15 April 2016 7:25

Exactly. This isn't just a weight issue. It's about personal space and common courtesy. I've had guys sit next to me on the bus and spread their legs so wide that it forces me into uncomfortable positions. Or people with bulky clothes or shopping bags or big purses who take up all the room. Or people who are incredibly dirty who don't care that they are making contact with you. It's rude. Obese or not.

xMaeLA 24

Saturday 16 April 2016 11:17

Irregardless technically isn't a word. Just thought you ought to know.

Reider022 16

Friday 15 April 2016 7:00

Bunch of over sensitive babies if you find this FML offensive.. this generation needs to stop crying about everything it's pathetic.

frostedfoster 15

Friday 15 April 2016 7:06

AMEN

Sh0cK_ing 3

Friday 15 April 2016 15:30

I seriously don't get why people sympathize with her. She was being a rude **** to the guy but all these SJW's think because she's fat she is excluded from the berating.

orcatheseapanda 18

Friday 15 April 2016 7:44

So many butthurt comments. Exactly where did the OP say he/she hates fat people?

wanted_2_want 40

Friday 15 April 2016 7:50

"Mammoth of a woman... Double wide ass..." It sounded cruel. But.... Hahahahaha. Hahahahaha. Hahahahaha Funny as hell. A little longer and she could've made you a stamp!!

ulissey_fml 22

Friday 15 April 2016 9:28

Talk about window pain...

ThrottleJockey 35

Friday 15 April 2016 15:52

Butt, fat bottomed girls make the rocking world go round.

andrmac 25

Friday 15 April 2016 19:13

Well that's why if I'm taking public transportation I never shower before and fart the whole time loudly to keep as much space around me and and be completely antisocial.