Miscellaneous: Today, I had to suffer through a two-hour long trivia game with...

By twohoursclosertodeath - 26/01/2013 22:57 - United States - Austin

Today, I had to suffer through a two-hour long trivia game with my boyfriend's family. As if that wasn't annoying enough, my boyfriend caused the pair of us to lose by just a single point, because he answered "Quebec" to the question of "What is the capital city of France?" FML

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By Embarrassed - 22/08/2013 04:40 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I was playing Charades with my boyfriend's family. When it was his turn, he pointed at me. His mother said "Bitch?" The answer was "relationship". FML

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My feefees

By Anonymous - 17/02/2023 00:00

Today, I beat my boyfriend at chess, whilst also doing my homework and cooking dinner, and he got upset about it. FML

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By Jacquelinez - 20/05/2012 18:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went mini golfing with his family. We had a competition going on, and when I managed to get two consecutive holes in one, he started seething and muttered that I'm dangerously close to becoming single. FML

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By chiclet - 02/06/2010 02:34 - France

Today, my boyfriend was talking to me on the land line when his cell phone rang. He told me to wait "two seconds" while he talked to a classmate. Their "two second" conversation lasted ten minutes, and now I can hear the French Open on the TV in background. He forgot he was talking to me. FML

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Cheeky

By Anonymous - 28/01/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend beat me and my whole family at Scrabble using only rude words. Seriously, he got a double word on BUTTOCK, a triple letter on the X in SEX then finally got a double word and 50 points for using all his letters by turning the word IS into CLITORIS. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2011 05:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML

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By Today - 07/09/2010 02:26 - United States

Today, I had to play Paper, Rock or Scissors and beat my boyfriend in order to get him to take a shower. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2015 11:04 - Australia - Blacktown

Today, I was playing Charades. My boyfriend, who I'd recently had a fight with, had trouble and just said his answer was the name of my celebrity twin. Nobody got it. He said "Really? It's Fat Bastard." Stunned silence followed, broken by a single "HAH." from my 'best friend'. FML

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By Vampire Teabag - 12/02/2015 16:25 - United States - El Paso

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML

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NFL 2020

By boredbymyself - 17/09/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, it was the first game of 2020 Notre Dame football. My boyfriend’s family are huge fans and were upset because they weren’t doing well. When I left to get snacks for everyone, Notre Dame finally started playing better. I’ve been sent to the kitchen until further notice, because apparently I’m “bad luck”. FML

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Zestus 19

Sunday 27 January 2013 0:43

Who needs geometry anyway (yes I'm joking)

friedpwnadge 25

Sunday 27 January 2013 0:44

Nothing like a good trivia loss to ruin your entire day and week and lifetime and also your next reincarnation.

Comments

mamajamma 9

Sunday 27 January 2013 4:18

You're from Texas. Well this all makes sense then

cheyforever16 9

Sunday 27 January 2013 7:22

way to be stereotypical

SoSickWithIt 14

Sunday 27 January 2013 7:45

Well shucks there mamajamma I do reckon we got ourselves an un-identifiable profile. 'Round these parts here we get our cousins together and we start and angry mob, but first we gotta' hit the hoe down, cuz you know us rednecks love to get our two steppin' on. But right after that, we're a comin' for your slick suited ass. ^. It just turned into a blob really fast :/ I just wanted to say lynch but didnt want to offend the African American population. Us Texans are quite civilized now though, we can even order a movie on the PPV. It's real sophisticated-like.

000lizzy000 13

Sunday 27 January 2013 4:49

You sound like poor loser, game nights are supposed to be fun

everton99 16

Sunday 27 January 2013 5:03

Who wants to go with me to Paris, Canada?

PochoElojo 3

Sunday 27 January 2013 6:19

Well, there is a Paris in Ontario!

LeafsGuy92 10

Sunday 27 January 2013 9:01

Ya! Just take a plane down to YYZ (Toronto) n some random person will be glad to carpool your ass to Paris! Enjoy the trip! (;

Dillyduzit 23

Sunday 27 January 2013 5:25

God forbid you spend quality time with your boyfriend's family..

simoncat 11

Sunday 27 January 2013 5:35

Well Laaa Diiii Daaaahh Miss I'm Too Good For Family Game Night. Ok, the BF is an idiot. But sister, you sound like a high maintenance whining bitch.

botanistjessica 24

Sunday 27 January 2013 5:44

You're just not funny.

ulissey_fml 22

Sunday 27 January 2013 5:55

I guess my French joke didn't make you smile :' I bet this one will (Or as we say in France, "je prends les paris.") Don't say OP's boyfriend can't name the main capital cities of the world because he CAN, duh!

SoSickWithIt 14

Sunday 27 January 2013 7:47

If only I remembered what Prend means! :'( Why have you failed me French Teacher! WHY!?

ulissey_fml 22

Sunday 27 January 2013 16:10

"Prendre " is "to take" ( je prends) , and "a pari", is a bet. Is it me, or are all jokes in French total bombs? I wish the FML team HAVE thought of a secret badge for every poster that gets others to smile at their jokes in a foreign language. Please have it written in Aramaic, too.