Miscellaneous: Today, I had to suffer through a two-hour long trivia game with...

By twohoursclosertodeath - 26/01/2013 22:57 - United States - Austin

Today, I had to suffer through a two-hour long trivia game with my boyfriend's family. As if that wasn't annoying enough, my boyfriend caused the pair of us to lose by just a single point, because he answered "Quebec" to the question of "What is the capital city of France?" FML

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By Embarrassed - 22/08/2013 04:40 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I was playing Charades with my boyfriend's family. When it was his turn, he pointed at me. His mother said "Bitch?" The answer was "relationship". FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2023 00:00

Today, I beat my boyfriend at chess, whilst also doing my homework and cooking dinner, and he got upset about it. FML

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By Jacquelinez - 20/05/2012 18:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went mini golfing with his family. We had a competition going on, and when I managed to get two consecutive holes in one, he started seething and muttered that I'm dangerously close to becoming single. FML

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By chiclet - 02/06/2010 02:34 - France

Today, my boyfriend was talking to me on the land line when his cell phone rang. He told me to wait "two seconds" while he talked to a classmate. Their "two second" conversation lasted ten minutes, and now I can hear the French Open on the TV in background. He forgot he was talking to me. FML

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Cheeky

By Anonymous - 28/01/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend beat me and my whole family at Scrabble using only rude words. Seriously, he got a double word on BUTTOCK, a triple letter on the X in SEX then finally got a double word and 50 points for using all his letters by turning the word IS into CLITORIS. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2011 05:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML

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By Today - 07/09/2010 02:26 - United States

Today, I had to play Paper, Rock or Scissors and beat my boyfriend in order to get him to take a shower. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2015 11:04 - Australia - Blacktown

Today, I was playing Charades. My boyfriend, who I'd recently had a fight with, had trouble and just said his answer was the name of my celebrity twin. Nobody got it. He said "Really? It's Fat Bastard." Stunned silence followed, broken by a single "HAH." from my 'best friend'. FML

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By Vampire Teabag - 12/02/2015 16:25 - United States - El Paso

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML

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NFL 2020

By boredbymyself - 17/09/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, it was the first game of 2020 Notre Dame football. My boyfriend’s family are huge fans and were upset because they weren’t doing well. When I left to get snacks for everyone, Notre Dame finally started playing better. I’ve been sent to the kitchen until further notice, because apparently I’m “bad luck”. FML

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Zestus 19

Sunday 27 January 2013 0:43

Who needs geometry anyway (yes I'm joking)

friedpwnadge 25

Sunday 27 January 2013 0:44

Nothing like a good trivia loss to ruin your entire day and week and lifetime and also your next reincarnation.

Comments

oceanrain 4

Monday 28 January 2013 4:10

You picked him

jaystreet46 4

Monday 28 January 2013 4:24

If the game was that stupid, why do you care if you win?

bigt529 4

Monday 28 January 2013 4:33

i can understand u being concerned qbout the stupidity of your bf but u are upset cuz u lost by one point????

Knessler 1

Monday 28 January 2013 20:16

I love all these detailed discussions and debate about what could have been a simple mistake. He may really know the fact, but blurted out the wrong answer under pressure in a knee jerk reaction to the question. This has happened to all of us before, cut the guy some slack OP.

nac82 4

Monday 28 January 2013 21:31

This website is French too. Life is full of surprises, and it makes you think, doesn't it? :O

Ithildyn 5

Tuesday 29 January 2013 1:05

Not only that, the website came out in French first, and this here English version (and other languages) was launched about a year afterwards. The More You Know, I guess.

icepick23 12

Monday 28 January 2013 21:39

Your boyfriends makes you look like a genius!

annamallard 4

Tuesday 29 January 2013 0:40

Wait...it's not?

brightaylar 4

Tuesday 29 January 2013 5:19

Face palm

jordann_27 11

Tuesday 29 January 2013 9:13

Okay, tell your boyfriend this: 1.) Quebec is a PROVINCE in Canada. 2.) [more like a personal comment really lol] your boyfriend really doesn't know what the capital of France is? That's sad. Considering that everyone (including yourself) knows the answer. FYL OP. :/

WhatIsLuck 6

Friday 1 February 2013 23:10

There's also a city named Quebec, though :) OP : I don't know what your boyfriend's family is like for it to have been that bad, I personally would love a trivia night at my girlfriend's! :o