Miscellaneous: Today, I had to suffer through a two-hour long trivia game with...

By twohoursclosertodeath - 26/01/2013 22:57 - United States - Austin

Today, I had to suffer through a two-hour long trivia game with my boyfriend's family. As if that wasn't annoying enough, my boyfriend caused the pair of us to lose by just a single point, because he answered "Quebec" to the question of "What is the capital city of France?" FML

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By Embarrassed - 22/08/2013 04:40 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I was playing Charades with my boyfriend's family. When it was his turn, he pointed at me. His mother said "Bitch?" The answer was "relationship". FML

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My feefees

By Anonymous - 17/02/2023 00:00

Today, I beat my boyfriend at chess, whilst also doing my homework and cooking dinner, and he got upset about it. FML

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By Jacquelinez - 20/05/2012 18:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went mini golfing with his family. We had a competition going on, and when I managed to get two consecutive holes in one, he started seething and muttered that I'm dangerously close to becoming single. FML

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By chiclet - 02/06/2010 02:34 - France

Today, my boyfriend was talking to me on the land line when his cell phone rang. He told me to wait "two seconds" while he talked to a classmate. Their "two second" conversation lasted ten minutes, and now I can hear the French Open on the TV in background. He forgot he was talking to me. FML

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Cheeky

By Anonymous - 28/01/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend beat me and my whole family at Scrabble using only rude words. Seriously, he got a double word on BUTTOCK, a triple letter on the X in SEX then finally got a double word and 50 points for using all his letters by turning the word IS into CLITORIS. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2011 05:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML

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By Today - 07/09/2010 02:26 - United States

Today, I had to play Paper, Rock or Scissors and beat my boyfriend in order to get him to take a shower. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2015 11:04 - Australia - Blacktown

Today, I was playing Charades. My boyfriend, who I'd recently had a fight with, had trouble and just said his answer was the name of my celebrity twin. Nobody got it. He said "Really? It's Fat Bastard." Stunned silence followed, broken by a single "HAH." from my 'best friend'. FML

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By Vampire Teabag - 12/02/2015 16:25 - United States - El Paso

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML

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NFL 2020

By boredbymyself - 17/09/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, it was the first game of 2020 Notre Dame football. My boyfriend’s family are huge fans and were upset because they weren’t doing well. When I left to get snacks for everyone, Notre Dame finally started playing better. I’ve been sent to the kitchen until further notice, because apparently I’m “bad luck”. FML

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Zestus 19

Sunday 27 January 2013 0:43

Who needs geometry anyway (yes I'm joking)

friedpwnadge 25

Sunday 27 January 2013 0:44

Nothing like a good trivia loss to ruin your entire day and week and lifetime and also your next reincarnation.

Comments

diagnosed 15

Sunday 27 January 2013 15:07

you sure have a real keeper there... it's not everyday that an idiot doesn't know that Paris is the capital of France

wvcheesehead1 9

Sunday 27 January 2013 15:31

Well if it were not for the Americans in WWII the correct answer would have been Berlin.

zoevampire 1

Sunday 27 January 2013 17:38

Are you serious? The USA's only involvement in WWII was jumping in towards the end when Germany were already being beaten then claiming all the glory. It was mostly Russia that helped win it, along with Britain.

Chel2010 10

Sunday 27 January 2013 15:34

Way to go OP! You made yourself look extremely bitchy. Around Christmas my family played a trivia game that my boyfriend didn't want to play at first, but then he had fun and got to know my extended family a little better. This would have been a great chance for you to get closer to them, instead of being a sour puss about it and getting mad at your man for having what I call a "ditz moment" as I do frequently. YDI for complaining.

wolfyclub 9

Sunday 27 January 2013 15:44

At least it wasn't you, right?

CrazyManNo9 29

Sunday 27 January 2013 19:05

You're a bitch.

mrperspire 4

Sunday 27 January 2013 19:46

If I remember correctly. A majority of the noble prize winners came from America. around 270, the next closest is the Inited kingdom at 110. So American education system is not lacking. The students are lacking.