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By twohoursclosertodeath - 26/01/2013 22:57 - United States - Austin

Today, I had to suffer through a two-hour long trivia game with my boyfriend's family. As if that wasn't annoying enough, my boyfriend caused the pair of us to lose by just a single point, because he answered "Quebec" to the question of "What is the capital city of France?" FML

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By Embarrassed - 22/08/2013 04:40 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I was playing Charades with my boyfriend's family. When it was his turn, he pointed at me. His mother said "Bitch?" The answer was "relationship". FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2023 00:00

Today, I beat my boyfriend at chess, whilst also doing my homework and cooking dinner, and he got upset about it. FML

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By Jacquelinez - 20/05/2012 18:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went mini golfing with his family. We had a competition going on, and when I managed to get two consecutive holes in one, he started seething and muttered that I'm dangerously close to becoming single. FML

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By chiclet - 02/06/2010 02:34 - France

Today, my boyfriend was talking to me on the land line when his cell phone rang. He told me to wait "two seconds" while he talked to a classmate. Their "two second" conversation lasted ten minutes, and now I can hear the French Open on the TV in background. He forgot he was talking to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2011 05:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML

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By Today - 07/09/2010 02:26 - United States

Today, I had to play Paper, Rock or Scissors and beat my boyfriend in order to get him to take a shower. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2015 11:04 - Australia - Blacktown

Today, I was playing Charades. My boyfriend, who I'd recently had a fight with, had trouble and just said his answer was the name of my celebrity twin. Nobody got it. He said "Really? It's Fat Bastard." Stunned silence followed, broken by a single "HAH." from my 'best friend'. FML

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By Vampire Teabag - 12/02/2015 16:25 - United States - El Paso

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML

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By boredbymyself - 17/09/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, it was the first game of 2020 Notre Dame football. My boyfriend’s family are huge fans and were upset because they weren’t doing well. When I left to get snacks for everyone, Notre Dame finally started playing better. I’ve been sent to the kitchen until further notice, because apparently I’m “bad luck”. FML

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Zestus 19

Sunday 27 January 2013 0:43

Who needs geometry anyway (yes I'm joking)

friedpwnadge 25

Sunday 27 January 2013 0:44

Nothing like a good trivia loss to ruin your entire day and week and lifetime and also your next reincarnation.

Comments

SanaSazi 32

Sunday 27 January 2013 2:21

He was a bit right. Quebec is connected with France

cmc1868 7

Sunday 27 January 2013 2:27

Are you retarded? Quebec is a city in the province of Quebec in the country of Canada. How is it connected with France?

Geometric 18

Sunday 27 January 2013 2:55

Jesus 37, that's like saying the USA is still a British colony.

Penguin388 5

Sunday 27 January 2013 3:55

Not really. He's saying Quebec and France are connected, not that Quebec is part of France. There is a connection between the two, just as there is a connection between the U.S. and England. Now, I don't think this connection makes the answer of Quebec as the capital of France any more correct, but I can understand where 37 got his reasoning from.

Sputnikspak 13

Sunday 27 January 2013 9:40

Well, Quebec was at one point known as 'Nouvelle France', so there is a point there. France ceded control to the English, and we've been part of the Commonwealth ever since. So technically even though we speak French, we're more British than French, we have the Queen on our money.

jjmiller1001 17

Sunday 27 January 2013 2:53

really?

Zadeth 11

Sunday 27 January 2013 3:04

'murica

j_cat187 19

Sunday 27 January 2013 5:57

Stereotypical elitist. Stupid individuals are capable of being raised anywhere.

CharresBarkrey 15

Sunday 27 January 2013 10:49

Any ethnicity can be lazy and ignorant. That's all stupidity is.

Steve95401 49

Sunday 27 January 2013 3:08

Another geography illiterate FML post. Don't you know that Montreal is the capital of France?

mollysticks 10

Sunday 27 January 2013 6:17

Awesome I've always wanted to go to France, who knew I lived there.

Steve95401 49

Sunday 27 January 2013 6:43

#81 - and you don't even have to get a passport, or suffer from jet lag, to go to France. C'est magnifique!

Alexweber929 14

Sunday 27 January 2013 3:09

Ha, I got that one

ulissey_fml 22

Sunday 27 January 2013 3:09

Can't resist the golden opportunity to crack a joke in French: "et ils ont même pas ri ? ". Sorry, guys, it just feels too good. ;)

SoSickWithIt 14

Sunday 27 January 2013 4:48

Parle englais, sil tu plait.

ulissey_fml 22

Sunday 27 January 2013 6:18

okay, no sweat; That's: "and didn't they even laugh?" , which is a lame pun on "Paris" and "pas ri"( "rire" is to laugh). Somehow it does not sound very funny, now.