Miscellaneous: Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and...

By pissingcontest - 30/05/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML

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By pissfaced - 02/01/2010 13:41 - New Zealand

Today, I was trying to see how far I could get away from the toilet while pissing. Instead I tripped over backwards and pissed all over my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2020 11:02 - United States - White Plains

Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML

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By funyfunkid - 22/12/2009 19:18 - United States

Today, I saw a roach on my toilet. I thought it would be funny to pee on it. It jumped out, which scared me; I hit my head on the wall and started bleeding, then I peed all over myself and the wall. FML

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By urinanalysis - 03/12/2009 16:08 - Canada

Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML

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Keeping warm

By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 11:01

Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML

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No good deed…

By Dinho - 15/05/2009 21:22 - United States

Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML

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Stage 1?

By Waterfalls - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Carlsbad

Today, I stood up too quickly and got dizzy, so I sat on the edge of the bed to regain my balance. I started dozing off to sleep again, got confused, and peed down the side of my bed thinking I was on the toilet. FML

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Sprinkler system

By missed - 25/06/2021 14:01 - United States

Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML

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By Pissy pants - 24/11/2018 13:30

Today, I had a horrible headache on my way home from lunch. I pulled over and vomited so forcefully I peed my pants, a lot. I had pee in my shoes. FML

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Streaming

By Soiled - 12/02/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, I lost my balance while peeing. I'll let your imagination do the rest. In the meantime, I'm going to take a shower and change my clothes. FML

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jengen 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 9:46

that's definitely some serious pee session.

HeyitsPheddy 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 9:48

kinky.

Comments

spillproof 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 10:25

Why do you people think he deserves this? I find it hilarious and very FML worthy.

AntiChrist7 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 10:28

sit down, it helps against prostate cancer too.

Naheelawhatwhat 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 10:38

At first I thought you had a ****** cuz you were wearing heels and then I thought to myself, how can your piss fly everywhere if you have a ******? I read it again and came to the conclusion that you're a dude with a penis and you were leaning on the heels of your feet. I need to stop getting on FML when I'm drunk. End of story

redbluegreen 40

Saturday 30 May 2009 10:39

I take that back, #13, that was awesome. Hahaha.

evilevi 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 10:53

YDI, nothing more relaxing than sitting down when you pee.

ryguy997 0

Saturday 10 April 2010 20:44

evilevi: well I've got news for ya: WE BOYS PISS STANDING!!!!!

rallets 22

Saturday 30 May 2009 11:04

i disagree #15, what about sitting down while you shit? aint nothing more relaxing and soothing than that or some salami-slapping. whichever you prefer

wallflowerphoto 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 11:13

At least you were in your place so you could change.

vent_fml 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 11:37

aha #8 reminds me of a friend of mine

Indiana_fml 4

Saturday 30 May 2009 11:38

#8 ROFL, just my thought! The government should install cameras in every corner of every house. Civil liberties are a fair sacrifice to see such incidents being youtubed :)