By TCRII - 23/07/2014 23:52 - United States - Woodbridge

Today, I had to take a splinter out of my eight year old son's penis. FML
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TCRII 29

He has been in summer camp the last couple of weeks. His group did an obstacle course through the woods and they had to get everyone over a 6 foot high wooden wall. Pretty sure he got it from that. No signs of infection.

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stillalive33 14

This is going to be a great story for future girlfriends.

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kingoftheawkward 5

This is terrible news...how does this happen?!

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iluvFMLs15 19

not too sure I want to know why...glad you kept that part out lol. although I can guess why, but still.

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DarkGem 13

Was he wanking with 2 kinds of wood? ;D I think it's more of a F his like

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joesmoeblow 2

Wow morning wood at such an early age?

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lollypop624 11

How... How.... How exactly..... did - weird kid!

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

I can jus feel the pain of that. How the hell did he manage to get a splinter in his penis?

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