By TCRII - 23/07/2014 23:52 - United States - Woodbridge

Today, I had to take a splinter out of my eight year old son's penis. FML
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TCRII 29

He has been in summer camp the last couple of weeks. His group did an obstacle course through the woods and they had to get everyone over a 6 foot high wooden wall. Pretty sure he got it from that. No signs of infection.

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stillalive33 14

This is going to be a great story for future girlfriends.

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dougierocks 13

I can't decide which direction I want to go. Wondering where an 8 year old found a glory hole. Or you need to stop listening to Beyoncé... (Wondering how many people will get the second one?)

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sandman2118 10

Hey if you're going to be a parent of a boy get ready for some odd shit an badly placed injuries an if you are the father stop bitching you have a penis too an if you are the mother then who cares you pushed him out of you so yeah be a parent

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buckdharma 37

Look for the girl with the wooden teeth.

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