Kids: Today, I had to take a splinter out of my eight year old son's... - FML

By TCRII - 23/07/2014 23:52 - United States - Woodbridge

Today, I had to take a splinter out of my eight year old son's penis. FML

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TCRII 29

Friday 25 July 2014 5:12

He has been in summer camp the last couple of weeks. His group did an obstacle course through the woods and they had to get everyone over a 6 foot high wooden wall. Pretty sure he got it from that. No signs of infection.

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stillalive33 14

Thursday 24 July 2014 13:21

This is going to be a great story for future girlfriends.

wood32000 4

Thursday 24 July 2014 13:21

now how'd he manage that?

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slickman130 8

Thursday 24 July 2014 23:34

Well you know what they say... 8 year olds are attracted to bird houses

baddayeveryday1 7

Friday 25 July 2014 0:11

not every holes a goal.

tingtingmeg 12

Friday 25 July 2014 0:13

how... in the hell... did that happen!?

mechaix101 2

Friday 25 July 2014 0:31

Must have been checking for bees!

NickJJ 8

Friday 25 July 2014 0:45

At least your not taking his penis out of the wood.

Gweedo65 16

Friday 25 July 2014 0:50

Waiting for the follow up lol

reaxion 25

Friday 25 July 2014 1:13

Someone needs to teach him that it's tree hugging, not tree humping!

TwentyFourBeerz 18

Friday 25 July 2014 1:22

That woulda be ****** up if you woulda sucked it out..

Ilsimen 2

Friday 25 July 2014 2:05

I love how everyone assumes the 8 year old was doing something inappropriate when it's more likely he slipped on the back deck and it went through his pants or some other completely innocent thing.

Witchylady 17

Friday 25 July 2014 2:47

And what was he doing in the first place to get a splinter in his penis. Jeepers.

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