By TCRII - 23/07/2014 23:52 - United States - Woodbridge

Today, I had to take a splinter out of my eight year old son's penis. FML
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TCRII 29

He has been in summer camp the last couple of weeks. His group did an obstacle course through the woods and they had to get everyone over a 6 foot high wooden wall. Pretty sure he got it from that. No signs of infection.

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stillalive33 14

This is going to be a great story for future girlfriends.

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slickman130 8

Well you know what they say... 8 year olds are attracted to bird houses

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tingtingmeg 12

how... in the hell... did that happen!?

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NickJJ 8

At least your not taking his penis out of the wood.

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reaxion 25

Someone needs to teach him that it's tree hugging, not tree humping!

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TwentyFourBeerz 18

That woulda be ****** up if you woulda sucked it out..

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Ilsimen 2

I love how everyone assumes the 8 year old was doing something inappropriate when it's more likely he slipped on the back deck and it went through his pants or some other completely innocent thing.

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Witchylady 17

And what was he doing in the first place to get a splinter in his penis. Jeepers.

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