By TCRII - 23/07/2014 23:52 - United States - Woodbridge

Today, I had to take a splinter out of my eight year old son's penis. FML
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TCRII 29

He has been in summer camp the last couple of weeks. His group did an obstacle course through the woods and they had to get everyone over a 6 foot high wooden wall. Pretty sure he got it from that. No signs of infection.

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stillalive33 14

This is going to be a great story for future girlfriends.

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LingLing2482 3

Morning wood struggle is real

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kevinwm0 14

It could be worse... you could be him! And by the way - how in the he|| does anyone get a splinter in their PENIS?!? Really!

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nikojhavlin 12

Dont tell me this is what I have to look forward too

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thelionsmane 3

There must be a great story behond this

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Starham1 14

There must be a very long and interesting story as to why this happened.

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james31197 6

part of me wants to know and the rest doesn't.

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Tyrax 16

I don't even have a penis. And that hurt my penis. Thanks for the followup, too. I'm sure most were wondering how that even happens.

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