By Noname - 08/02/2009 07:39 - Canada

Today, I was watching 24 and realized that Jack Bauer had gotten more action in 5 hours than I had in 5 months. FML
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NorfolkDude 2

You have to remember that actors have a certain persona and in no way reflect how they are as a person. So even though Jack Bauer gets "more action" than you, it probably isn't the way he acts in person. So just remember movies/shows = fake.

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NorfolkDude 2

You have to remember that actors have a certain persona and in no way reflect how they are as a person. So even though Jack Bauer gets "more action" than you, it probably isn't the way he acts in person. So just remember movies/shows = fake.

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Speech_fml 0

I'd say Kiefer probably gets more action than him IRL given that he's a famous movie star from a famous family starring in his own hit TV show. Even THEN it's still not a vary good FML. I submit: Today, I learned that both Gene Simmons and Wilt Chamberlain have gotten more action than me. FML Yeah, my heart bleeds.

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redonkulon 2

Isn't that the point?

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PandaBear_fml 0

hes jack bauer, you dont stand a chance. he cured cancer... in 24 hours.lol.FYL

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strawberrymilksh 0

hahahaha i second the nip/tuck comment...you'll feel like hell.

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hellabella_fml 0

#1.. It's Hollywood #2.. It's scripted= fake

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ashes2ashes 0

i third the nip/tuck comment. you would feel like killing yourself after watching that show if you think that jack bauer gets more girls than you.

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Ikasu 0

Today, some asshole gave away critical details about 24. FML

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IamSpartacus 0

Jack Bauer is a BEAST. But seriously, you can't talk about Jack without the words bomb, terrorist, or (deadly) virus, in the same sentence.

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