By Anonymous - 18/10/2013 03:11 - United States - Omaha

Spicy
Today, I had to take my boyfriend to the emergency room to get stitches from cutting his arm during sex. I sat there while he explained to the doctor how it was the best orgasm ever. FML
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DocBastard 38

Sex Rule #1: If you draw blood, you're doing it wrong. Exception: Virgins

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svalaedgren 18

At least he seems to think it was worth it

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johnpaisley 6

That isn't bad he is saying he had his best with you, that should be A little romantic

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perdix 29

Yes, but was it good for you, too?

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Sriehl 13

At least he enjoyed the sex, question is did you? And how did he even cut his arm?

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nina739 10

He seems happy abt it :p don't wrry u will be oki

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Roterun 7

I'm sure OP is writing a long, In-depth explanation about how her boyfriend cut his arm during sex

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perdix 29

Maybe he learned it from that self-harm awareness poster he saw at school?

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JennNoVa 8

If sex doesn't end with a trip to the ER you're doing it wrong!

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JLouisCastillo 3

I'm going to assume: 1) there was no knife play & 2) the super-****** in question was OP's. The OP probably squeezed his arm too hard with his/her nails during the super ******. Since scratches are a sign of a job well done, the OP's boyfriend must have doing the job superbly! But, I don't think this is an FML;it's kind of more like bragging about how awesome it was! xD (unless of course you are trying to keep the relationship a secret i.e. from a parent)

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