Intimacy: Today, I had to take my boyfriend to the emergency room to get...

By Anonymous - 18/10/2013 03:11 - United States - Omaha

Today, I had to take my boyfriend to the emergency room to get stitches from cutting his arm during sex. I sat there while he explained to the doctor how it was the best orgasm ever. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2020 02:00

Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate in an alley. He pushed me up against a wall and started kissing me, but he pushed me so hard I cut open my head and needed 10 stitches. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2017 06:00

Today, me and my boyfriend had sex but stopped when I felt pain downstairs. That evening he wanted me to go to the emergency room but I wanted to sleep it off. Turned out I needed surgery. One of my fallopian tubes had ripped. The sex was so rough, I got an intravenous hemorrhage. FML

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By tessisue - 04/01/2016 11:18 - Germany

Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut in his finger. FML

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By JoshuasGirl - 23/12/2013 19:13 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML

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By anon - 08/12/2012 05:33 - United States

Today, when my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I got a nose bleed. He gave me a shirt to plug it with and kept going. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2013 03:55 - United States - Redlands

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate on the bathroom floor. Somehow my nose managed to start bleeding, so he bent me over the tub and kept going because he didn't want to "ruin the moment". FML

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By not the scalpel - 15/09/2012 07:36 - United States - Paso Robles

Today, my boyfriend called out the word "scalpel" when he orgasmed. He won't tell me why. FML

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By fungettingdressed - 12/10/2010 12:57 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2012 20:54 - Czech Republic - Ceska

Today, while making love to my wife, I felt adventurous and told her to hit me. She didn't so much as hesitate before savagely slapping me with her ring hand. Now I'm back home from the hospital, with stitches closing up a huge gash on my cheek. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2014 21:24 - Portugal - Alg

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to lose our virginity. When he saw blood, he panicked and started crying, convinced that he was bleeding out. FML

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DocBastard 38

Friday 18 October 2013 9:03

Sex Rule #1: If you draw blood, you're doing it wrong. Exception: Virgins

svalaedgren 18

Friday 18 October 2013 9:02

At least he seems to think it was worth it

Comments

poopshootmagoot 2

Friday 18 October 2013 19:43

I don't see the fml in this. This seems like a win

Cujo3269 9

Friday 18 October 2013 20:12

We're gonna need details on how this happened. N' sex should always involve atleast alil blood

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 18 October 2013 22:03

The first cut is the deepest. Baby I know...

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 18 October 2013 22:05

When a girl says "We had sex and I left him in stitches" I always think that she's good at telling jokes during sex.

zarrie_carrie281 21

Friday 18 October 2013 23:22

well I guess that's not all bad...

goth_pixie 15

Saturday 19 October 2013 0:04

Well, how'd it happen? Don't leave us hanging!

Axel5238 29

Saturday 19 October 2013 3:17

I understand having your back getting scratched up, but if you can take cut deep enough to get your bf to get sticks you might want to clip those claws and file them down.

livielovesyou 4

Saturday 19 October 2013 4:30

What I find hilarious is the irony from the post before this.

carmagnet 11

Saturday 19 October 2013 7:28

You don't need to be into blood play to enjoy the ****** you get if you accidentally cut yourself. the cut causes your brain to release endorphins making the ****** oh so much better!

hattergonemad 10

Saturday 19 October 2013 8:30

I was about to say, how has noone mentioned Blood Play, floggings, the entire BDSM sphere that can result in accidental or intentional bloodletting? Not doing it wrong, maybe just doing it VERY right.