Intimacy: Today, I had to take my boyfriend to the emergency room to get...

By Anonymous - 18/10/2013 03:11 - United States - Omaha

Today, I had to take my boyfriend to the emergency room to get stitches from cutting his arm during sex. I sat there while he explained to the doctor how it was the best orgasm ever. FML

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By tessisue - 04/01/2016 11:18 - Germany

Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut in his finger. FML

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By JoshuasGirl - 23/12/2013 19:13 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML

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By anon - 08/12/2012 05:33 - United States

Today, when my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I got a nose bleed. He gave me a shirt to plug it with and kept going. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2013 03:55 - United States - Redlands

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate on the bathroom floor. Somehow my nose managed to start bleeding, so he bent me over the tub and kept going because he didn't want to "ruin the moment". FML

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By not the scalpel - 15/09/2012 07:36 - United States - Paso Robles

Today, my boyfriend called out the word "scalpel" when he orgasmed. He won't tell me why. FML

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By fungettingdressed - 12/10/2010 12:57 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2012 20:54 - Czech Republic - Ceska

Today, while making love to my wife, I felt adventurous and told her to hit me. She didn't so much as hesitate before savagely slapping me with her ring hand. Now I'm back home from the hospital, with stitches closing up a huge gash on my cheek. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2014 21:24 - Portugal - Alg

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to lose our virginity. When he saw blood, he panicked and started crying, convinced that he was bleeding out. FML

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DocBastard 38

Friday 18 October 2013 9:03

Sex Rule #1: If you draw blood, you're doing it wrong. Exception: Virgins

svalaedgren 18

Friday 18 October 2013 9:02

At least he seems to think it was worth it

Comments

DanielleinDC 33

Friday 18 October 2013 16:23

How did he cut his arm during sex? Was it deliberate? Was something sharp nearby? Answers, OP, we need answers!

buckdharma 36

Friday 18 October 2013 16:47

Doctor- Oh oh, here she comes. Nurses- Watch out boy, she'll chew you up! Doctor- Oh oh, here she comes. She's a " Man Eater."

peacejunior 12

Friday 18 October 2013 17:08

No pain no gain.

JLouisCastillo 3

Friday 18 October 2013 17:10

I'm going to assume: 1) there was no knife play & 2) the super-****** in question was OP's. The OP probably squeezed his arm too hard with his/her nails during the super ******. Since scratches are a sign of a job well done, the OP's boyfriend must have doing the job superbly!

crazytwinsmom 25

Friday 18 October 2013 17:22

I'd heard that certain body piercings made sex more enjoyable but I don't think this is what was meant by that.

peacejunior 12

Friday 18 October 2013 17:23

No pain no gain hah!

matthews_van 10

Friday 18 October 2013 17:34

That would be a major turn off

peacejunior 12

Friday 18 October 2013 17:37

Where exactly in the sexual response cycle did that happened? We might end up giving you one on those fancy shrinks labels OP.

Diostal 3

Friday 18 October 2013 18:01

Meh, if he enjoyed it all the power to him! Lol I like playing with electricity it enhances my experience... Thank you Dr Ho for that amazing machine!