By 1010110100101101 - 19/06/2015 16:07 - United States - Fond Du Lac

Today, I had to take my daughter to the ER. Her brother had bet she couldn't go the whole day without talking. So to win the bet, she tried to super-glue her lips together so she couldn't accidentally say anything. FML
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1010110100101101 18

Hey guys op here and I want to say I'm surprised this got published. My daughter is only 8 and she is very competitive and will go at lengths end to win a bet. She did regret everything and it cost me $100 but at least she won $10 in the end.

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TheSgLeader 21

I hope no one dares her not to have sex until she gets married.

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alex_622 22

I guess in a way, your daughter had a clever idea...too bad it was one that landed her in the ER. Hope she's ok!

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Megatron_Griffin 25

I hope she is okay...I've glued my fingers together by mistake and it feels like you're peeling skin off. Hopefully she learned her lesson, and won't do something so foolish again.

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Tournesol143 28

Wow! Well, make sure she never sees The Twilight Zone Episode, "The Silence", where the bet is for $500,000 to be silent for a year and the guy severs the nerves of his vocal cords in order to win the bet!

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darknut79 17

Was thinking the exact same thing lol One of the creepiest episodes imp

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ILikeKoalas 24

That's as stupid as that time some girl tried to super glue false eyelashes onto her eyelids.

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Vegnas 13

Wasn't there a Twilight Zone episode that STRONGLY parallels this situation?

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Allornone 35

Yes. See #18’s comment above.

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rabbi1010 29

she did not have enough self control to keep her mouth shut? lol. well at least she was determined and had a plan. next time tell her to use duct tape.

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Kidjazzin 17

Ouch. Hope everything turned out okay!

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shawnsmuffins 15

She sounds very determined, I hope she at least won

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mustangbravo 27

Either silly or sad, depends on the daughters age.

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