By Anonymous - 26/08/2011 17:49 - United States

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Today, I had to take my dog to the vet for him to be put to sleep. I could feel the cold, hard shaft of irony slide its way up my ass and slowly fuck me senseless with every step I took on this beautiful National Dog Day. FML
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irollup 4

This was wonderfully written. I've never read an FML so descriptive.

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gunmania0 12

That was a good hard metaphor.

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RaiEllati 2

it is sad but..national dog day? seriously? what has the world come to ugh...

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Lemycakes 4

My dog died on april fools day last year and my bday is 9/11...

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OhJohnNo 1

@248 - if you get confused over descriptions like that, it's not his fault. Poor dog, but I have to admit, I found this funny...

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k99 5

I'm so sorry for your loss. You should be a writer, the description was... colorful for a lack of more withstanding words. Writea story about your dog and publish. This needs an illustration

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kawaiikow 5

woahhhh.... what the hell... o.o did your dog ass **** you before you put it down... WHAT THE ****.

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iamireland 1

I feel like this belongs in the intimacy category >.>

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stevenmx86 7

Why does this fml have to be written like this? It makes me feel like your dog is better off dead than with a worthless child like yourself..

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coletrain11 5

How could OP deserve this at all?

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