Animals: Today, I had to take my dog to the vet for him to be put to sleep....

By Anonymous - 26/08/2011 17:49 - United States

Today, I had to take my dog to the vet for him to be put to sleep. I could feel the cold, hard shaft of irony slide its way up my ass and slowly fuck me senseless with every step I took on this beautiful National Dog Day. FML

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By byegeorge - 17/08/2012 11:26 - United Kingdom - Hounslow

Today, my dog was run over. The man who ran over my dog was taking his own dog to the emergency vet. As the man awkwardly tried to apologise to me, he said, "Think of the irony". FML

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By deaddoggy - 02/03/2016 20:46 - New Zealand - Palmerston North

Today, I took my 17 year-old dog, who had been my best friend my entire life right from when I was born, to be euthanised. I had booked in advance. The vet ambled in all spritely and cheerfully asked, "Just here for a checkup, aye?" FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 13:17 - Australia

Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 05:40 - Egypt

Today, I woke up, patted my dog and kissed his nose. He was dead. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I had to put my 12 year-old dog down because he had dementia. I was told I got to lay on the floor with him, and say when I was ready. The vet brought my dog out on a stretcher, had the vet tech put him in a choke-hold, and administered the drugs before I could speak. Now, I have PTSD and she has to undergo sensitivity training. FML

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By jrad - 08/09/2010 19:23 - United States

Today, I went to move my dog that had been napping in the middle of my bed for the last few hours, only to discover that he wasn't napping. He died. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 16:51 - United States

Today, my 12 year-old dog died. My boyfriend's attempts to comfort me involved him muttering, "At least she knows how to play dead now." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2020 20:01

Today, I knew it was going to be a fun day when I woke up to find that my kids' new puppy had died in the night. FML

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By miss_peppermint - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, my dog of 10 years died suddenly. My husband’s response? “At least you don’t have to buy dog food anymore." FML

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Sorry for your loss

By grant - 06/03/2021 20:01

Today, I was absolutely crucified online for asking the vet’s office how much it would cost to put my dog down. She's terminally ill. FML

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Friday 26 August 2011 23:10

This was wonderfully written. I've never read an FML so descriptive.

gunmania0 12

Friday 26 August 2011 23:10

That was a good hard metaphor.

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hayhay_99 3

Tuesday 5 March 2013 4:39

I'm real sorry i have three dogs and i can't imagine what i would do without them!!! I'm really sorry for you!!

grumpy94533 11

Friday 15 November 2013 10:41

Sorry for your loss

bopersonn 13

Tuesday 31 December 2013 6:02

I'm sorry :( that stinks

SuperWhoMarvLock 22

Tuesday 3 June 2014 5:05

Nice choice of words.

Screamalovesong 7

Friday 6 June 2014 4:03

Sorry about your dog but I like the way you wrote that lmfao!

lifesneutral2002 6

Tuesday 10 June 2014 23:52

Awww that's terrible!! I feel soooo bad for you!

CaroAurelia 12

Saturday 21 March 2015 3:33

That is a very well-written FML, but I'm so sorry for your loss. Your dog is waiting for you at the Rainbow Bridge.

ljthemyth 10

Saturday 14 November 2015 4:49

I am definitely using that analogy.

HarleyQuinn18 7

Monday 19 September 2016 14:37

Sorry for your loss :(

mywolfie 10

Wednesday 28 December 2016 6:49

OP you have a way with words.

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