By Anonymous - 29/10/2009 18:47 - Canada

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Today, I had to throw away twenty condoms that were all expired, because that's how active my sex life is. FML
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perdix 29

Why did you buy so many? I'd call that ****-eyed optimism!

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tgm0112 0

#2 Latex loses elasticity and becomes more likely to fail upon operation. Takes several years, mind you, but it happens. #3 You're a moron.

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hyphymowgli 0

Hyperventilation is the key to Masturbation but hey who needs that lol

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shadowskater 0

god, condoms expire? after how long?

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TehOnionUser 0

Yay, I feel sorry for you, but don't worry, it will come. Just don't try to get sex for every price. Pimps and womanizers are idiots in the eyes of cultivated society, so don't feel depressed because the others don't know better fun than sex. There are much better things in life, if you don't see them, I am sorry for you again.

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kesha_fml 0

hey, I am addicted too hun

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jerry10394 0

go get laid you pussy. seriously who doesn't get laid ??

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