By Anonymous - 29/10/2009 18:47 - Canada

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Today, I had to throw away twenty condoms that were all expired, because that's how active my sex life is. FML
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perdix 29

Why did you buy so many? I'd call that ****-eyed optimism!

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tgm0112 0

#2 Latex loses elasticity and becomes more likely to fail upon operation. Takes several years, mind you, but it happens. #3 You're a moron.

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irforever 0

haha fyl! it's not that important anyways!!

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lexi0413 1

they expire due to the rubber breaking. and how old are u that u rant having sex all the time are u old

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Norrec86 7

Give the guy a break. Maybe he had a girlfriend when he bought them. Its much cheaper to buy them in bulk. And for all you people who didnt know they expire I feel sorry for you. Im a chick and I knew that.

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davidm200 6

well..... nice to keep at least a few around...... u never know whats gonna happen.....! lol

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igsmokey 2

Maybe you should know that condoms are sins and sex before marriage is too

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will_5801 13

Hey. Atleast it was a thirty-five pack

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