By H8TR - 26/08/2010 13:32 - United States

Spicy
Today, I had to use my butthole to negotiate with my husband so I can get a new tattoo. FML
I agree, your life sucks 16 638
You deserved it 54 189
Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

Comments

ScarletAshes 0

hehehe someone really wanted that new tat :p

3 1
_Vamp_ 9

Oh pish posh, you know you wanted it. What grown woman needs to "negotiate" to get a new tattoo? I agree the both of you should discuss it, because that's what husbands and wives do. The decision is ultimately up to you, though.

86 6
BigRed764 2

that's how relationships are people don't understand that. I'm sure the husband would ask his wife also if he was going to get a tattoo. it works both ways.

5 5
Cinn_fml 22

I agree with Vamp. OP, if you really had a problem with it you wouldn't have done it. However if your husband is really so controlling that no discussion would allow you to get a tattoo, surely that is more serious than not getting a tattoo?

7 4
pureecstasy 5

I agree with ginger

1 2
Zebidee 8

I agree with #82/Cinn - if this was something you were so uncomfortable doing that it constitutes an FML, then you probably are facing bigger problems than either the anal or the tattoo.

4 2
silinawashere 0

ur picture is ugly and scary

0 11
chuckn_fml 0

Pish posh, what an under used frase lol. Pish posh!

4 6
5up3rTAN 0

your husband owns you. nice for him but oh so sad for you :(

2 4
that_guy_ollie 0

lolly pop chick like the pink hair :)

0 1
kimmmi91 9

excuses me but girls from Texas are not bimbos ur just a dumb ass STFU if u don't kno wat ur talkin about

13 25
chintastic1254 3

This fml screams white trash.

14 7
justmyluck1212 0

ur stupid 2 let him enter where it clearly says exit

51 11
zazrael 0

22; holy shit your ass talks?!?! I wish I knew someone who's ass clearly said exit

17 6
warchild4080 8

you only say that because you have never tried it every women I have had do that with me actually ends up surprised at how enjoyable it is you just need some one who is gental

3 11
doofinsmurf 0

Lmfao, fail. xD For you...it a win for him though. x)

2 11
mintcar 9

Haha, this is hilarious. Win win situation, no? Don't pretend you like teh analz.

4 9
sourgirl101 28

What a pain in the ass to get a new tattoo!

27 2
iDutch_21 0

haha am I the only one who found this amusing?

4 1
sammehsaurus 0

Haha as did I.

4 1
xxniteskie 1

It was definitely one of the more clever puns.

4 0