By H8TR - 26/08/2010 13:32 - United States

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Today, I had to use my butthole to negotiate with my husband so I can get a new tattoo. FML
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zigurl 0

uh why do u need his permission? it's ur body..

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EvilDave 13

Probably because it isn't her money.

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gatorz03 0

I'm not married, but hen you're married you can't just go doing whatever you want, especially something like getting a tattoo that's permanent.

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Commanderd 0

Incorrect. I am married and when I wanted a tattoo I went out and got one - with the money I earn! Same as me choosing what contraception I want to use - I don't mind talking about this stuff with my husband but at the end of the day it is MY body, not his.

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corambis 13

Sounds like a fair deal. You traded one kind of painful poking for another. Fortunately, what comes out of his tool won't be as permanent as what comes out of the tattoo artist's. And just think, you'll be reminded of buttsecks every time you look at the tattoo.

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popemichael 9

Agreed 100% You literally took the words right out of my mouth

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missjonas15 0

sounds like ur husband is very anal about tatoos

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nerdsgetmehot 22

I wonder which will hurt more: the anal or the tattoo?

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DA14573 6

Lol for everyone saying "You should have just got it anyway, with or without his consent." and everything else around though lines, You are one day going to make some divorce lawyers very rich.

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deaper 16

I love how someone said lmFao haha cause that's what it was a F'ing a$$!

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penpal33 7

You are one mean negotiator! Things girls would do to get their way in life!

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dropfasle 0

buttsex for a new tattoo? lol whats wrong with that? ima chick i love anal ;)

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acinom 3

wow people are retarded. married or not it should be her choice if she wants a tattoo. she shouldn't have to do something, but maybe she enjoys that so it wouldn't really matter then.

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Jessi_the_sexii 0

surrender the booty, or no tattoo.. is he a (butt)pirate by any chance?

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sourgirl101 28

Booty-pirate. I got it. lol

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