Intimacy: Today, I had to utter the phrase "OK, but no cape during sex"...

By nerofirst - 19/08/2011 13:40 - Canada

Today, I had to utter the phrase "OK, but no cape during sex" to my girlfriend. FML

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nerofirst 0

Friday 19 August 2011 21:22

She wanted to wear lingerie but it came with a cape

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XxgreymoonxX 8

Friday 19 August 2011 18:28

interesting girlfriend of yours xD guess the positive side is least you're getting sex d:

cBlackout 13

Friday 19 August 2011 18:30

It's a bird ! It's a plane ! It's a naked chick with a cape?

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Suppress 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 8:01

What is this I don't even...

morrowsource 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 8:03

Hey you still got it

AmeliaBadelia 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 8:58

What! Why? Leave the cape on baby! Sex like the world depends on it!

Iheartfunny 1

Saturday 20 August 2011 9:55

yeah because ive always fantasised about screwing wonderwoman. Is that weird?

baccaz16 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 10:04

Girlfriend: " okay,no cape... But I getta wear my Captain America mask still..."

edwards75 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 12:01

Is that an actual FML moment, or just an interesting tidbit?

Ray_of_midnight 22

Saturday 20 August 2011 12:38

In the words of Edna Mode, "No Capes!" Also remember what happened to Dollar Bill in _Watchmen_. /hopeless geek

miz66independent 1

Saturday 20 August 2011 13:34

Your pic is Jim Carrey. I forgive you.

bandits9 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 15:29

What the **** is up with this shit man

Someofthisisfunn 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 19:18

I went out w/ Valerie for awhile too. Wait until your 3rd date! FUN!!!

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