By Anonymous - 19/08/2011 15:08 - United States

Today, I thought I might need some anger-management classes, after I punched a hole in a kitchen cabinet when my dog wouldn't stop yapping every time the rooster my neighbors just got made a noise. FML
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lissylauren 0

Sucks but atleast you didn't punch the dog..

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mdizzl 6

I don't blame you. roosters are ******* annoying as hell

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allstarfave 0

What the heck does that mean

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eminemchick 19

hell yes hole punching! "this guy keeps screaming; hes paranoid. quick, someone get this man another steroid!"

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yoimtrollin 24

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

It comes easier to some than it does to others. It depends on your nature more than anything. But it could still be changed with help and persistence.

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eminemchick 19

hell yes hole punching! "this guy keeps screaming; hes paranoid. quick, someone get this man another steroid!"

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Rick_S 3

No self control? I say he has some. He didn't hit the dog, and he didn't hit the rooster. He took his anger out on an inanimate object. Hey, OP, keep that in mind when you go for anger management course. You already have some management over your anger. People who go to these things by court order would have killed the dog, so you're already a little ahead of the game.

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Jaimegirl 7

Sorry if I'm wrong, but the end of the sentence in this FML looks terribly written to me, "every time the rooster my neighbors just got made a noise." haha

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eminemchick 19

haha yessir 58;)

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Soloman212 28

No not really... "the rooster" is the noun, "which my neighbors just got" is a modifying clause used as an adjective, and "makes noise" is the verb. It's a correct, albeit complex, sentence.

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Jaimegirl 7

Woah I just read it in a whole new way! Haha they mean they just got the rooster and its irritating OP's dog, gotcha :P

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twisted54 1

Y'all just got schooled by a very weird looking bird...:)

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eminemchick 19

107 your picture is so fitting to your commentXD

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stro88 6

116 probably not cuz that guy looks Asian, not Russian. And I don't think that's a bird I think that's that weird looking monkey.

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Iskaria 0

Actually 135 - Eastern Russia shares extensive borders with Mongolia and China (it also touches tips with North Korea). A massive section of the country is in what would be considered the 'Far East' and an even greater section still in Asia (north of Kazakstan). I think it's easy to surmise that you would not step over the border and the inhabitants would suddenly look completely different. That thing seems to be a Mandrill Baboon.

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lissylauren 0

Sucks but atleast you didn't punch the dog..

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flockz 19

ya you would have to rename him doughnut.

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eminemchick 19

fitting picture flockz(;

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flamegrilled123 3

It also looks like op should get some new kitchen cabinets if he can just punch straight through them

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OffTJHook3r 2

Am I hallucinating or did the words just change.

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sxe_beast 11

I feel like he shouldn't have the dog in case he loses his anger to the point of hurting it. I've punched the wall near my dog before and it really scared her =c! Although I didn't punch the wall because of her.

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bball234 6

81- i think you need your prescription updated.

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22cute 17

You can get a simple device at Petco to train your dog to stop barking in the house. Please do it. And yeah, anger management is a good idea.

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ollierobs 0

Instead of punching the dog, just choke the chicken then, that should calm you ;)

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shay1813 0

Your a terrible person :P

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crazychick1269 7

I would've drop kicked the rooster:)

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Soloman212 28

According to the thumb distribution, FMLers prefer dogs to roosters.

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iluvwaffles42 0

Do you punch babies in your spare time, also?

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cBlackout 13

Occasionally :) I'd also have made myself a fried chicken breast.

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imaninja1 9

24 like your pic lol

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flockz 19

fire is so last week and so mainstream though...

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SuperNinjaa 0

DRAGONBALL Z ABRIDGED WINS

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bizarre_ftw 21

38 - says the person with ass balloon and stream of fire in their picture. Seriously? You didn't see the hypocrisy in your statement and picture when you wrote that?

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rawrface22 10

What exactly would punching the cabinet do to stop your dog from yapping?

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yoimtrollin 24

14- no, really? I thought he punched it because he was having a fantastic day. :P (it was sarcasm, in case you didn't notice)

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KiddNYC1O 20

You say that now. If you become angered I bet you'd punch something out of instinct.

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rawrface22 10

Yeah.. I have punched innocent walls that had nothing to do with my anger -__-

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Soloman212 28

Then you're an idiot for asking that question... And probably also need a quick anger management course.

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ifailplzinsultme 0

Yeah I mean the cabinet has feelings too

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Sydnayy 4

Punching shit doesn't help.

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mynameis1339 0

Cockatoo? Cockatiel? Im Guessing it was birds

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ciarafox9 9

Yeah, I'm thinking anger management is a good idea..

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