By nerofirst - 19/08/2011 13:40 - Canada

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Today, I had to utter the phrase "OK, but no cape during sex" to my girlfriend. FML
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She wanted to wear lingerie but it came with a cape

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XxgreymoonxX 8

interesting girlfriend of yours xD guess the positive side is least you're getting sex d:

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cBlackout 13

It's a bird ! It's a plane ! It's a naked chick with a cape?

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flockz 19

i still gave myself a pat on the back and a chocolate chip cookie. so im happy with a 6. but when i get a 10.... its like having sex... with myself.

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bellakaykid 6

What a super girlfriend.... no? Yeah, that pun sucked.

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VeganVampyre 26

So... Does she think she's a superhero, or a vampire? Maybe I should wear my cape when I have sex, too! :P

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KiddNYC1O 20

51- You're entitled to that opinion.

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Babyseal420 7

Batman and Catwoman I assume?

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slick5880 22

The jack-o-lanterns are especially helpful on those porter-john jobs.

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timmyliao 5

Lol sex with superman

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eminemchick 19

i cant be your superman, your superman,..

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IndigoAcrylic 9

Yea... My boyfriend(s) had to tell me a couple times 'No feather boa'. COSTUMES ARE FUN!! ;D

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IndigoAcrylic 9

You don't have to be a girl to have a boyfriend...

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bubo_fml 10

Send her to me...I always wanted to **** Wonder Woman!

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