Transportation: Today, I had to work late. I missed the last bus so I called...

By Wendizzle - 27/01/2012 05:35 - United States

Today, I had to work late. I missed the last bus so I called a cab. That was 3 hours ago. I called my dad for a ride. That was 2 hours ago. I guess I'm sleeping under my desk tonight. FML

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Today, I fell asleep in a taxi. So did the taxi driver. FML

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Today, after doing a graveyard shift at work, I took the bus home. I fell asleep on the way and woke up 25 miles away from my bus stop. I took another bus heading back and couldn't stay awake. I then woke up where I started from. FML

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By feltuponthe69 - 08/07/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, I fell asleep on the bus and when I woke up, I found out that I missed my stop by ten stops and I was on the last bus of the night. And, to make matters worse, a drunk hobo was sitting next to me with a beer in one hand and was rubbing my leg with the other. FML

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By NotFunny - 24/09/2009 19:44 - United States

Today, I missed my bus by a minute. I called up my step-dad asking him if he could drive me because I had a test first period. After about calling him twenty times, and him not picking up, I saw him drive by the bus stop, pointing at me and laughing hysterically. FML

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By That guy - 15/10/2020 17:01

Today, I woke up early for work and spent 30 minutes frantically looking for my keys. I had to take a 30-minute Uber ride to work, then drove an hour in the company truck, only to be stood up. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2009 08:12 - United States

Today, I went out drinking with my friends. At the end of the night I got a cab ride home. I must have passed out because when I woke up I wasn’t at my place, but my parent’s house, which is the address on my license…120 miles away. The fare was $220. FML

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By ggbhghggg - 18/11/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I missed my bus. I had to ride my bike 2 miles. Once I left, some jerk nearly hit me. I flipped him off and shouted obsceneties. It was my dad, offering me a ride. He left. FML

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Fossilcoronet 0

Friday 27 January 2012 11:59

Try the cab company again?

sammyf89 13

Friday 27 January 2012 12:02

Just call the cab company and query why the cab never came.

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Enslaved 36

Friday 27 January 2012 12:21

Make a few more phone calls.

ronski 41

Friday 27 January 2012 12:25

That sucks OP, phone the taxi company again

kyyllee 3

Friday 27 January 2012 12:50

make a small fire out of the person you hates work! in your defense you needed to survive the night and be warm.

ipoopinshoes 2

Friday 27 January 2012 12:53

At least you won't be late for work tomorrow!

HermanPE 2

Friday 27 January 2012 13:02

Been there done that. now ask the boss for a raise because of the dedication you have showed.

Choonie 1

Friday 27 January 2012 13:05

Sleep tight

thiscrazything 1

Friday 27 January 2012 13:37

Sweet dreams. At least you will have an early start in the morning.

DeadxManxWalking 27

Friday 27 January 2012 13:38

Taxi didn't cone after 5hrs? Wow

rattusrattus 18

Friday 27 January 2012 13:43

No, three hours. She called the taxi 3 hours ago, and then an hour after she called the taxi, she called her father. I fail maths on a daily basis and I managed to figure that out.