Work: First day at work

First day at work

By dumbass724 - 13/01/2020 14:00 - Canada - Brampton

Today, it was my first day of work, and I was wondering why everyone was staring and laughing at me. I looked down and I realized that the fly on my jeans was open. FML

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By Peter80 - 03/03/2009 14:55 - Netherlands

Today, at work, our new cute intern asked me if I could explain my work. Taking a cool posture sitting on her desk I explained. After 10 minutes I walked away, only to hear her laughing with the girl next to her. Turns out my fly was open. And I didn't wear underwear. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2019 16:01

Today, at work, an old lady was staring at my crotch a lot. I looked down, thinking maybe I had an open fly. I didn't. FML

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By tori210 - 15/08/2017 16:00

Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper sticking out of my pants. FML

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By Hairy Cheek - 15/04/2016 04:27 - United States - Columbia

Today, I was at work and caught my pants on the corner of the door hinge. They tore completely open and my hairy cheek was exposed for the whole office to see. FML

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By thefoolwhorippedhispants - 20/04/2018 01:30

Today, I came home from work to realize I had a massive rip in my shorts from my crotch to my crack. I have to lean over constantly in front of dozens of people at my job. Not one person said anything, but now I know why they were chuckling. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2009 18:28 - United States

Today, while at the store, my fly became undone. It doesn't seem that bad unless an old lady comes to "zip it up for you." FML

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By oooops - 24/01/2011 19:18 - United States

Today, was my first day at a new job. I was really pleased with how much positive attention I was getting in a mainly male office. Guess whose shirt was see-through. FML

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By Tagged - 13/09/2009 02:35 - United States

Today, I accidentally left the tag on the new pants that I wore to work. Nobody had brought it to my attention for the whole day until finally, before I was about to go home, every single employee and my boss let me know by yelling in unison and laughing as I left the building. FML

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By Sbfreak510 - 16/10/2009 16:30 - France

Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML

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By hoaloha - 30/07/2012 04:40 - United States - Gilbert

Today, I went to the store to buy some new shirts. I tried them on and none of them fit. When I walked out to return the shirts, everybody was staring at me. I looked down to see why. I'd forgotten to put my original shirt back on. FML

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spinspinsugar 12

Monday 13 January 2020 20:07

I really hope this isn't my husband posting this. his first day of work was today too and he has a god awful habit of not zipping his fly

jbuckets_404 38

Tuesday 14 January 2020 3:48

"Excuse me, Sir, but are you afraid of heights?" "Um, no." "Apparently though, your zipper is."

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spinspinsugar 12

Monday 13 January 2020 20:07

I really hope this isn't my husband posting this. his first day of work was today too and he has a god awful habit of not zipping his fly

RebeccaMcQ 15

Monday 13 January 2020 20:17

Why would it matter lmao

spinspinsugar 12

Monday 13 January 2020 21:04

it was a joke, but I guess that's what I get for forgetting to put "lol" at the end of the comment. lol

mfranks19891989 10

Monday 13 January 2020 22:31

Unless your pecker was sticking out then it’s not a big deal. It happens. Good luck with your new job

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 14 January 2020 3:34

Was there...um... significant shrinkage?

TCRII 29

Tuesday 14 January 2020 3:37

Showoff

jbuckets_404 38

Tuesday 14 January 2020 3:48

"Excuse me, Sir, but are you afraid of heights?" "Um, no." "Apparently though, your zipper is."

Mungolikecandy 19

Tuesday 14 January 2020 14:52

Did you start work at a primary school as they do not seem very mature?

bl3ur0z3 17

Tuesday 14 January 2020 15:43

So now you know you work with assholes who would rather enjoy your embarrassment than save you from embarrassment. Hope you don't find yourself working on any important projects with them.

julfunky 29

Wednesday 15 January 2020 20:29

I don’t find that “laugh out loud” kind of funny. It’s good for maybe a chuckle tops and then it’s time to get over it. Unless you were going commando, then I could understand a more dramatic reaction.