By Wendizzle - 27/01/2012 05:35 - United States

Today, I had to work late. I missed the last bus so I called a cab. That was 3 hours ago. I called my dad for a ride. That was 2 hours ago. I guess I'm sleeping under my desk tonight. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 991
You deserved it 2 778

Same thing different taste

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Just call the cab company and query why the cab never came.

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harbqll 0

You have a desk job, and you work plenty of hours. Buy a car, loser. YDI

linnie_wesker 20

OP should've tried a different cab company or called someone else.. as for walking, the OP could be a young woman and walking home (however far it may be) probably isn't a good idea. I live in a neighborhood filled with rich, snobby assholes and I've still come across a few creepers when I walk home at night. You just never know.

bubo_fml 10

Avoid wrinkling your work attire by sleeping in them. Instead, remove your clothing & neatly hang your garments over your office chair. Then wash up in the loo. Awake early, get dressed & report for duty. Most importantly, post the office security video on you tube as fap fodder!

Skullcrusher 5

Since you hang out under your boss's desk a good bit of the day that should not be a big deal.

I'd call the can company and scream at that dispatcher for so long

You work in an office, so your probably overweight. Walking just might not be a bad idea...

Ya you could always call the cab again, you deserve it for not calling anyone else again

Well if you sleep under your desk at least you won't be late for work tomorrow