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By mareecasellafml - 27/03/2015 09:51 - Australia - Belrose

Today, I handed out 20 resumes to a variety of stores. To my delight, I got a phone call the same day. Unfortunately, they weren't calling about a job, they were informing me on my resume it says, "I have a dick." All thanks to my boyfriend, who thought it would be hilarious. FML

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Same thing different taste

By waitingformyfoodstamps - 24/01/2009 10:50 - United States

Today, I sent out my resume to about a dozen jobs on Craigslist. I realized that I hadn't updated it in a while and went to double check it after the fact. My ex at some point had changed my objective to "I'm a cocksucker who needs a job real bad." FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 113

You deserved it 8 395

Forwarded

By Anonymous - 18/11/2010 16:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend emailed me this morning to let me know that he had forwarded the joke that I had sent to him to all of his workmates and friends. He was quickly given the heads-up by one of his friends that all of our intimate emails from the day were also included. I'm dating a dumbass. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 275

You deserved it 7 759

By nojob - 07/05/2009 19:15 - Canada

Today, I was desperately handing out resumes. I came to my local grocery store and asked for a job application, the customer service rep told me all she needed was my resume. I smiled and gave it to her only to see her read it, laugh and put it straight in the garbage as I walked out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 147

You deserved it 4 473

By babyfatt - 16/12/2009 08:23 - Australia

Today, I handed my resume in to a cafe that was hiring. I returned home and noticed a voicemail, it was one from the boss for a trial. I eagerly returned the call, showing my enthusiasm. Without thinking, I ended with "ok love you. *GASP* ah, BYE" and quickly hung up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 613

You deserved it 27 221

By Anonymous - 18/10/2009 10:52 - Australia

Today, I handed out 30 resumes only to find out, after the last resume was handed out, my brother had changed the last sentence of every paragraph to 'I am a massive douche bag.' FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 916

You deserved it 7 784

By Jobless - 13/08/2009 01:47 - United States

Today, my 16 yr old cousin needed help making a job resume so I give him mine to see as an example. He changed my name to his and it got him a job right away. The sad part? I handed my resume out to about 30 places and I am still unemployed. FML

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You deserved it 4 356

Hey you

By pappy - 03/05/2019 13:00 - United States - Lees Summit

Today, my friend asked me if I flirted with any girls during our shift. I said, "No, not any I could think of." He then told me there was a note on my windshield that said, "Call me" with a phone number on it. After my shift, I went to my car excited and read the note. It was just a penis. FML

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You deserved it 317

By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 20:34 - Netherlands - Kerkrade

Today, I called my boyfriend during his lunch break. He started to place his order at a fast food joint, and trying to be funny, I started moaning sexily after each part of his order. I eventually realised I was on speaker when I heard snickering in the background. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 738

You deserved it 32 283

By iamnotfat - 06/02/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML

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You deserved it 4 496

By I'm a joke? - 30/05/2013 05:37

Today, I found out that me having a boyfriend is an on-going family joke. FML

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You deserved it 4 182

ohjoy15 33

Friday 27 March 2015 16:51

Proofread. Can never do it too many times.

cutycat136 28

Friday 27 March 2015 16:53

Make him stand on the side of the road with a big sign that reads 'I messed up my girls resumes and wrote on them that she had a dick. I am the dick'

Comments

Migole 36

Friday 27 March 2015 18:48

I really don't get how people can be this dumb. A little prank, ok. But messing with that persons future? What the **** is wrong with some people? How did he think this would play out? "oh thanks honey for the good laugh. now that I can't get a job anywhere near you're gonna support my lifestyle indefinitely?"

chocolatelover96 14

Friday 27 March 2015 18:50

Someone who treats such an important part of your life as a joke, should be kicked to the kerb. There's a time and place for joking about.

IWishIWasObama 12

Friday 27 March 2015 19:18

is that English? the kerb? and by English I mean England English?

siggy_mcsigx 22

Friday 27 March 2015 22:03

Yes, in the UK curb is spelled kerb.

IWishIWasObama 12

Sunday 29 March 2015 13:31

thank you

Matttis 7

Friday 27 March 2015 19:03

Dump. Him.

IWishIWasObama 12

Friday 27 March 2015 19:16

He should be ashamed of himself. That prank wasn't even funny!

Carnaxa 8

Friday 27 March 2015 19:19

Yes and sadly you decided to date said dick and call him your boyfriend.

Axel5238 29

Friday 27 March 2015 19:37

Never understood how stuff like this is a prank. Pranks I've always thought are supposed to be harmless, when your "prank" can effect someone's lively hood it's no longer a prank. I would end the relationship someone that's willing to do that and hurt your finical situation is not someone you want to be with.

averlinden21 2

Friday 27 March 2015 19:42

Honestly that is funny, but that was rude of him to do. Especially when your trying to look for a job

RememberSchlitz 9

Friday 27 March 2015 19:57

Smack him with it.

lulinator 40

Friday 27 March 2015 20:06

Looks like he'll be paying all the bills for a while

devi_916 39

Friday 27 March 2015 20:10

That is incredibly immature and thoughtless. Common sense says that would kill your chances of being successful in a job hunt. It's not funny and I can't understand why someone would want to do that to someone they're supposed to care about. I mean, how old is he? 13? If this is the first incident like this, talk to him. If not, I'd have to move on to someone more grown up.