By Anonymous - 16/02/2011 12:54 - Australia

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Today, I have a condition that, when I pull my foreskin back, it looks as if a rubber band has been put on it. The doctor told me the only way to fix it was to have me circumcised. My mum laughed, then asked him if he had a magnifying lens to do it. FML
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PugnaciousSaint 0

you went to the doc about you penis with your mom?

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Bobissmall 13

OP could have been quite young, there isn't an age limit to write an FML

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HeyyitsChelsea 0

Ew, you should have already been circumcised. Your mom's a douche.

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cowjudgesyou 0

that's what you get for flashing your mom.

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randombitches1 0

circumcision is very sexy..........uncircumcised dicks r very creepy especially when u pull the skin back..........but going back 2 the size of ur dick,google might be a help on how to make ur it bigger

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domosumo 0

And you think a cha cha that looks like an overfilled taco isn't creepy..?

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Hession 0

I'm sorry not everyone can have black cocks

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domosumo 0

It's one thing to have something wrong with your Richard and quite another to have your mum making fun of its flaccid (?) state. FYL for having a mum that is so insensitive about your self-esteem.

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monkeykid5228 0

that's a condition? that explains a lot..

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