By Anonymous - 16/02/2011 12:54 - Australia

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Today, I have a condition that, when I pull my foreskin back, it looks as if a rubber band has been put on it. The doctor told me the only way to fix it was to have me circumcised. My mum laughed, then asked him if he had a magnifying lens to do it. FML
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Same thing different taste

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you went to the doc about you penis with your mom?

OP could have been quite young, there isn't an age limit to write an FML

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BlackTarStew 0

Why was your Mom in the room with your doctor?

its only today that he had this problem

The condition if known as phimosis. It is quite aggrivating and can lead to medical problems. Your mother was just poking fun but the condition is a problem. Good luck with it.

Ive heard the saying enjoy the small "things" in life but damn if your mom is givin you shit about it...

Hey girls do u think it less attractive when people ARE NOT circumzized

ArcAngel317 0

Everyone who's talking shit about circumcision needs to just shut the **** up. I was circumcised when I was a baby, so what? There are many studies out there based on MEDICAL RESEARCH that there is no difference between circumcised penises. I do not feel "mutilated".

YouputwhatWHERE 6

Foreskin provide less friction Pros Unprotected sex feels better for woman Masturbation is less abrasive Foreskin reduces keratin levels in the head which toughens the skin Pros Oral sex is more pleasurable (and for the ladies: quicker) Easier to control release (for someone with practice) Cons Increased risk of premature ejactuation (for someone without practice) Easier to injure the head Foreskin needs to be pulled back to properly clean Cons Increased infections when not done regularly - easily treatable (probably tougher for the elderly) Removing a body part Pros Rough handjobs can cause damage to the frenulum Cons 100% chance of pain (some can be mitigated with anesthetics - not guaranteed) 0.2% chance of serious surgical side effect May cost money Appearance Subjective based on location and religion May be harassed by peers if different May feel different I don't remember seeing my dad's dong. I didn't play sports in high school, so I never took a shower with the boys. Been with my fair share of woman. 30% have questions. 100% have enjoyed it. My parents made the right choice for me.