Intimacy: Today, I have a condition that, when I pull my foreskin back,...

By Anonymous - 16/02/2011 12:54 - Australia

Today, I have a condition that, when I pull my foreskin back, it looks as if a rubber band has been put on it. The doctor told me the only way to fix it was to have me circumcised. My mum laughed, then asked him if he had a magnifying lens to do it. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2012 04:50 - Canada

Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML

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By Too much skin? - 18/02/2018 05:00

Today, my girlfriend told me that I have “too much foreskin” and that I’d need to get circumcised if we were going to stay together. I’m already circumcised. FML

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By moerae - 03/10/2018 03:00

Today, I was fooling around with my new girlfriend. I guess she'd never been with an uncircumcised man before, because before I knew it I had a frenulum tear and had to go to the ER. FML

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By dude5028 - 08/09/2009 21:17 - United States

Today, I switched from a pediatrician to an adult doctor. The guy was really persistant about a few personal questions. Then he brought my parents in the room and told them that I have an abnormally small penis and what remedies he knows of to fix it. FML

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By nickthetank - 31/12/2011 09:21 - Canada

Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML

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By Bobby M - 16/05/2011 16:33 - Ireland

Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML

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By manlyman - 05/04/2009 13:32 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I are having some fertility problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said, "Mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML

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By anon - 18/01/2012 18:29 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend referred to his penis as 'The Eye of Sauron'. It didn't help when he pulled down his foreskin, pointed it in my direction and said 'I see you'. FML

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The chop

By Anonymous - 08/11/2021 05:01

Today, I got a serious infection following a medically necessary circumcision, and my doctor told me they will probably have to remove even more of the skin where the infection is particularly aggressive. My knob is gonna look like Freddy Krueger's face on a bad day. FML

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Headshot

By suhleedah18 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was working on my computer when my dad walks in, pointing his finger at me like a gun. Before I could even ask, it turns out he was aiming a rubber band at me. The doctor says I'll be able to take off my eyepatch in a couple of days. FML

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PugnaciousSaint 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 16:02

you went to the doc about you penis with your mom?

Bobissmall 13

Wednesday 16 February 2011 17:02

OP could have been quite young, there isn't an age limit to write an FML

Comments

InsaneGenius 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 6:28

OMG, DocBastard, will you please tell everyone what the benefits of having a circumcised/uncircumcised penis are so we can get back to the damn FML? Geeze.

Qluz 3

Thursday 17 February 2011 6:29

lol #26 is a nazi grammar in training, give the poor guy a break

5t3ff1k4h 44

Thursday 17 February 2011 6:44

I'll congratulate him for pointing out Boners should have used "an" instead of "a", but he still fails hard for correcting a word that didn't need correcting.

MaybeThisWasMean 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 6:45

lmao . shiieeeetttt

khaoticmaniac904 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 8:53

lol number 2 is fat!

vicburnsred 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 8:58

FYL a thousand times.

Johnnnyyy 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 9:26

high five to your mom

iErrored 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 10:23

"Oh no, I better chop off my foreskin cause it gets dirty." It's not hard to clean it. Even if you have a tight foreskin, most males with that condition can pull it back far enough to clean it properly, or are able to do stretching exercises to pull it back enough. I better cut off my eyelids, I wake up with crap underneath them all the time, might as well make it easier to clean.

whcwtexan 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 10:26

don't forget the duct tape and zip ties...

paigeme 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 18:03

r u stupid thts not a condition thts ur foreskin rolled back

iErrored 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 20:51

I wasn't relating his FML saying he has phimosis, which is the condition I described, that was more directed for the other comments about foreskin problems and why people should be circumsized. Ask for clarification next time before trying to post an insult.