By lilykat84 - 29/07/2011 06:09 - United States

Today, I have a huge scab on my thigh. What from? My thighs rubbing together. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 235
You deserved it 33 151

lilykat84 tells us more.

lilykat84 4

This is my FML.. that I wrote a while back ago! Just now commenting on it, ha. Anyways, yeah my thighs do rub together at times.. >.> It bites but sometimes powder helps a little. I learned the hard way that rubbing lotion (it was bath and body works lotion) on freshly chaffed thighs burns like hell. Truthfully I'm not THAT over weight. I would like to lose about 30 pounds though, but that'll have to wait until after February. Thanks for the comments though, some were pretty funny! ^.^

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Top comments

NitroTonicsFML 4

Thunder thighs! No but that sucks I guess.

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Camillams 2

We can't all have beautiful skinny legs. I don't have skinny legs, but I'm not fat. Life just isn't fair sometimes

110 3

Comments

Ukeee_X 19

Maybe you should make use of talcum powder..

23 8
Tektite 14

Ugh.. whoa, Is it Halloween all the time where you live? Put on some clothes... And learn to apply your makeup so you don't look like the female "Edward Scissor hands" but in blue.

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EDAY415 5

wow you got a serious weight problem

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iEatGuppies 0

who said she had a weight problem? I know tons of people who aren't overweight but still have thighs touching.

19 1
xbella 8

walk with your legs open lol, sorry op, that does suck.

23 6
Captain0bv10us 0

That happened to me :( I had to waddle like a drunk duck-cowboy for a while

29 0
spahner 0

does anybody think that people who write thier fml's actualy check what people posted about it?

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Mr_Saikaly 35

I have seen some OPs commenting on their posts

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koshkaenigma 0

I always like to read them. why do u have an fml?

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Captain0bv10us 0

Ouch...you better use some ointment or something on that scab before it gets too bad.

19 1
Teehee2 0

what's the worst that can happen? scab falling off prematurely?

2 4
5t3ff1k4h 44

134 - Scarring and/or infection. Do you really want to risk a horrid infection right next to your girly parts? No? Yeah, I didn't think you would.

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im_bored_tired 12

I ne'er thought I would say this to a fat chick, but leave ya legs open. :X it kills me just saying it!!

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mismonroe 0

Maybe when your balls drop, your opinion will be warranted. Until then, don't be so shallow.

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instantmusic 4

Got a question for you. What do you call a fat woman who's bad in bed? No one knows. Cuz them chubbers will rock your @#$*&ing world ;)

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im_bored_tired 12

99, then my opinion mattered two years ago.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

139 - No, it didn't. Your opinion still doesn't matter. You're just being a shallow douche, and no one needs that.

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im_bored_tired 12

Jersey Shore seems like they might need some.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Go apply to be a part of the cast. You'll fit right in.

7 1
rayzanga 0

215- you are female this is the Internet therefore you do not matter. get back in the kitchen.

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Zaffro 8

The mental image given to me from that just made me feel sick.

13 7
Camillams 2

We can't all have beautiful skinny legs. I don't have skinny legs, but I'm not fat. Life just isn't fair sometimes

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thurlow92 0

don't blame life for your chubby thighs!...take responsibility of your eating habits...and stop procrastinating on life!

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bellaec825 4

Maybe 25 is just curvy and she seems perfectly happy with the way she looks doesn't mean she needs to change herself

11 0
danielabella94 0

I'm sorry :(

9 4
DjeePee 24

I didn't know what 'scab' was, so I searched it on Google Images. There are things in life that you must not search for...

29 5
im_bored_tired 12

search blue waffle. some people can make some really blue waffles.

25 3
honeysuckel 0

you didn't know what a scab was? :O you've probably had one before, though. I know that getting hurt and getting scabs was a big part of my childhood lol!

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raphanne_fml 33

#32 Me too lol! When I don't know a word in English on FML I always use a translator first given all the hardcore stuff there is here sometimes... Someone mentioned "tubgirl" on a previous FML and when I googled it a little part of me died inside....

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jorrrdddinnn 1

are you dumb? lol who doesn't know what a scab is? people these days...

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raphanne_fml 33

#32 is from Belgium so I assume English isn't her mother tongue. She obviously knows what a scab is, but didn't know the English word for it. Do you know how to say "scab" in another language?

14 0