By lilykat84 - 29/07/2011 06:09 - United States

Today, I have a huge scab on my thigh. What from? My thighs rubbing together. FML
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lilykat84 4

This is my FML.. that I wrote a while back ago! Just now commenting on it, ha. Anyways, yeah my thighs do rub together at times.. >.> It bites but sometimes powder helps a little. I learned the hard way that rubbing lotion (it was bath and body works lotion) on freshly chaffed thighs burns like hell. Truthfully I'm not THAT over weight. I would like to lose about 30 pounds though, but that'll have to wait until after February. Thanks for the comments though, some were pretty funny! ^.^

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Top comments

NitroTonicsFML 4

Thunder thighs! No but that sucks I guess.

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Camillams 2

We can't all have beautiful skinny legs. I don't have skinny legs, but I'm not fat. Life just isn't fair sometimes

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Comments

izzabella43 0

be thankful! perhaps you will create enough static to LITERALLY be Thunder Thighs! Best. Superpower. Ever.

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loserman67 35

OUCH! sounds too uncomfortable for words. My advice, start strutting when you walk like an old west gunfighter. And for Heaven's sake, whatever you do, NO JOGGING OR RUNNING, the friction might start a brush fire!

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scene_girlie 0

i know what else is gross, your face. mmmhmmm, yupp. shut up. && gtfo out of here. woah, you never fell down & got a scab? oh, it's jus dry blood. like really, grow up.

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texas_redneck88 10

I don't feel sorry for you, that's tellin' you somethin'.............TIME TO LOSE WEIGHT FATTY!!!! lmao

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mdizzl 6

well who ever said she was fat? that can happen to anybody. if you walk alot and your legs start sweating, it's very possible for your thighs to rub together. think before you post ignorant shit

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riah2130 0

I'm not fat and my thighs rub together.. not as bad as hers but that doesn't always mean somebody is fat!

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mdizzl 6

exactly. people are always quick to talk and make assumptions. smh

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iguana13579 0

actually it sorta does imply that shes fat

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missfml1105 0

There's no way this could be true. if your legs got raw from rubbing together then they would never have time to scab it would just remain a sore. Op I think you made this one up. as someone with thunder thighs I know.

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pseudolife 4

OP, that sucks. After the scab heals, you should start rubbing baby oil in the shower to decrease any skin friction.

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