By Damm - 24/01/2009 19:05 - United States

Spicy
Today, I have an autoimmune disease which causes my penis to look like a tie-dye t shirt. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 363
You deserved it 2 767

Same thing different taste

Comments

Bucinka 5

Besdies vitiligo, plaque psoriasis can cause a mottled or stippled skin effect in that area and other parts of the skin. Adam "Seymore Butts" Glaser had psoriasis on his dick, and still managed to make a career in adult entertainment. I'd say he's doing pretty well for himself! Nina Hartley and others referred to it as a calico ****. I have the picture right in front of me in the book "XXX: 30 ****-Star Portraits" by Timothy Greenfield-Sanders, and yeah, it's two-toned, but as long as it gets hard when it needs to get hard, who cares what color it is. Tell your partner to turn the light out if he or she doesn't like it.

cmastabackhand 0

that's probably the most badass thing I've ever heard. if my gf sucked your dick I wouldn't even be mad cause that's so amazing.

rzbt21 0