Star Wars and Health: Today, I have an upset stomach. Every other minute, it sounds... - FML

By pixkalexi - 20/05/2013 20:14 - United States - North Easton

Today, I have an upset stomach. Every other minute, it sounds like Chewbacca is screaming to get out. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2014 22:46 - United Kingdom - Preston

Today, I had an upset stomach all day at work. When lunch break came, I rushed to the bathroom. Just as I turned into an unstoppable human whoopie cushion, a co-worker walked in. He heard the entire arse symphony, and just asked, "What the fuck, dude?!" as he left. FML

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Irritable

By majestic09 - 15/01/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, like most days, no matter what I eat, my stomach does not agree. FML

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By DrLight - 17/01/2015 01:59 - United States - Raleigh

Today, a kid looked at me, screamed, then ran away yelling "Chewbacca!" FML

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Inside out?

By Anonymous - 09/11/2023 21:00

Today, I’ve been having the worst gas, nausea, and stomach pain of my life and literally nothing I do works. While I was at work, I farted but it came from the inside out; it was so loud there’s no way everyone didn’t hear it. My stomach started bubbling so loud, the guy sitting behind me got up and walked away. FML

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Plumbing issues

By Anonymous - 27/08/2021 04:01 - Denmark - Viby

Today, I'm constipated AND having diarrhea at the same time. It feels like I'm going to explode. FML

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I can't win

By Anonymous - 08/11/2022 02:00

Today, I hate my body. If I eat anything at all, even a piece of fruit, I get terrible stomach cramps, and yet if I go too long without eating, I get gassy diarrhoea. FML

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My guts hate my guts

By Anonymous - 26/03/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and a few coworkers when my stomach started growling. It was nearly lunchtime and I guess I was hungry. I tried to play it off like it was just a passing rumble, but it wouldn't stop. Eventually, my boss asked if I needed to use the restroom. FML

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By pleasestop - 11/06/2011 08:48 - Australia

Today, I woke up with bowel problems which have been causing me to violently pass wind every couple of minutes. I have to spend the next two hours sitting an exam in dead silence. FML

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All bunged up

By julie ugly - 30/11/2021 07:58

Today, I tried a new medicine in hopes that it would stop my stomach from constantly growling. Turns out, my body can either digest loudly, or not at all. I’ve been full for three days after one regular-sized meal. FML

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By shitty day - 30/11/2011 10:53 - United States

Today, I have the stomach flu. If my belly growls, I have 30 seconds or less to get to the bathroom. I can't go to the doctor for fear of shitting my pants on the trip there. FML

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Top comments

BrookieAnn 19

Tuesday 21 May 2013 1:01

Just use the force...take twice a day until Chewbacca shuts the heck up

Wizardo 33

Tuesday 21 May 2013 1:02

'Mweurruuururruurgh' - Chewbacca. Truer words have never been spoken...

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Birdjr1995 5

Tuesday 21 May 2013 12:51

You ever read an FML that you just know is going to get illustrated?

NPN_Scorpio 16

Tuesday 21 May 2013 13:22

"I don't care what you smell!"

buzz18 7

Tuesday 21 May 2013 14:29

It's time to release the beast then!

mlay 7

Tuesday 21 May 2013 17:14

Who in the world is Chewbacca? Star Wars ape?

SeepingSarcasm 7

Tuesday 21 May 2013 20:35

Ah, Star Wars Ape, so close #54...but actually it's the pink Unicorn from Lord of the Rings! Better luck next time! ;p

SeepingSarcasm 7

Tuesday 21 May 2013 20:29

Go take a shit, you must.

kidsgotastinky 11

Tuesday 21 May 2013 21:56

K

ThatOneGirlLucy 3

Monday 3 June 2013 23:19

that's awesome.

swertyg 4

Wednesday 19 June 2013 11:45

Next time you mention this, the chewbacca sounds coming from your stomach better sound IDENTICAL to the real thing, and not just some off your head comparison >;)

zomgbies 17

Tuesday 25 June 2013 15:24

Mmmmm the Star Wars Squirts. May the sharts be with you.

ThunderLightTSV 31

Sunday 28 August 2016 16:29

Hey same "-11"

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