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By SeeingLlamas - 17/04/2012 09:38 - United States - Knoxville

Today, I have been awake so long I hallucinated a llama in my living room. I have a medical condition that keeps me from sleeping properly. I've run out of medication. I still see the llama. FML

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By dmsmcd - 17/12/2010 09:48 - United States

Today, after a week of insomnia, I finally managed to fall asleep. Thirty minutes later, my friends decided to bang on my door, yelling at me to wake up and party with them. I'm now wide awake and hallucinating from lack of sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2014 12:06 - United States - Vallejo

Today, my insomnia wins. I'm too wired and awake to sleep, but too stoned on my sleeping pills to get up and do something productive. FML

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LET ME SLEEP

By Goth - 07/12/2021 19:59 - Sweden

Today, I reached a total of 3 doctors, 1 therapist, 1 psychiatrist, and 5 prescribed medications, all because my body refuses to let me sleep. FML

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Tired as hell

By Anonymous - 17/08/2021 02:01

Today, I have to wake up in 3 hours for work, the medicine that should've made me sleep 8 hours straight failed and I woke up an hour later, not being able to sleep anymore. FML

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Best of both worlds

By Alyce - 05/12/2020 23:02 - United States - Lewistown

Today, I was finally diagnosed with insomnia. The trouble is, because of my physical disability, I also have diagnosed chronic fatigue. Barely can stay awake during the day, can't sleep at night. FML

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By sadparty - 06/11/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I suffered a mental breakdown. I told my roommates about it, and they decided to throw a very loud party while I was sobbing in my room, unable to sleep. My Xanax prescription ran out, I have no more sick days, and I have to wake up in two hours to work a ten hour day. FML

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Ironic, isn't it?

By Sleepless - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff

Today, after countless nights of no sleep and only some spontaneous naps, I was finally seeing a sleeping doctor to analyze the problem. I missed the appointment because I ended up sleeping through my alarm after not being able to sleep at all last night. FML

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Cats give great advice like "Shit in a box!"

By can't sleep - 09/08/2019 00:01 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, I can't sleep. I don't know what's crazier, the fact that I have been lying in bed, staring at the ceiling for about 5 hours, or that I have been asking my cat for advice. FML

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Lost in the sauce

By Anonymous - 24/02/2023 13:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, I found out that the mice infestations I've been fighting for the last two weeks was actually a recurring series of tactile/visual/auditory hallucinations, a side effect of a normal, prescribed, dosage of ADHD meds. FML

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By D - 03/09/2013 18:04 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I had to calm my hallucinating mom after she accidentally overdosed on one of her pills, then spend ages trying to protect her from the "monkey" on the wall. FML

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spikedrummer49 6

Tuesday 17 April 2012 16:02

Ride the llama to the pharmacy! Or across a rainbow and have a grand adventure!

Ugi 26

Tuesday 17 April 2012 16:03

Have you considered that perhaps there really is a llama in your room?

Comments

abjohnston4 1

Wednesday 18 April 2012 2:29

Make friends with him

DarkPit7892 0

Wednesday 18 April 2012 2:32

Try punching it. If it kills you, at least your problems will be fixed. ????

drod8287 0

Wednesday 18 April 2012 3:12

But Carlllllllll!

dylwalk 3

Wednesday 18 April 2012 3:29

Llama llama llama llama llama llama duck

jroxursox1 10

Wednesday 18 April 2012 3:41

Just out of curiosity. Is it like a cartoon llama, or does it look real??

Zombieho 0

Wednesday 18 April 2012 3:50

That happened to me before. Except I saw it coming up steps

lemonsquid 6

Wednesday 18 April 2012 3:52

Is the llama wearing a hat? :O

SDE_fml 2

Wednesday 18 April 2012 3:53

thats not fml worthy

Allornone 35

Wednesday 18 April 2012 3:59

Does he have red pajamas?

fsamslife92 8

Wednesday 18 April 2012 4:08

He better not. I hate that llama.

ZeroIce 12

Wednesday 18 April 2012 4:08

Does it have a hat and is uts name Carl?

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