By SeeingLlamas - 17/04/2012 09:38 - United States - Knoxville
Same thing different taste
By dmsmcd - 17/12/2010 09:48 - United States
By Anonymous - 29/09/2014 12:06 - United States - Vallejo
LET ME SLEEP
By Goth - 07/12/2021 19:59 - Sweden
Tired as hell
By Anonymous - 17/08/2021 02:01
Best of both worlds
By Alyce - 05/12/2020 23:02 - United States - Lewistown
By sadparty - 06/11/2009 06:05 - United States
Ironic, isn't it?
By Sleepless - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Cats give great advice like "Shit in a box!"
By can't sleep - 09/08/2019 00:01 - United Kingdom - Leeds
Lost in the sauce
By Anonymous - 24/02/2023 13:00 - United States - Spokane
By D - 03/09/2013 18:04 - United States - Pleasanton
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The Llama is Death
Paul enjoys your presence.
I hope you don't go on vacation anytime soon. Because he'll fill your suitcases with orphan meat.
Feed it! It has presents!
pop pills, pills you pop. FYL drug addiction
I'm fairly certain there's a big difference between drug addiction and having to take medication because you have insomnia.
Yeah, screw shrooms, LSD, crack, and heroin! Sleep deprivation is much safer for the same effects!
Kill two birds with one stone: send the llama to the pharmacy to get your meds. Problems solved:)
call it Tina and tell it too eat the food.
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Ride the llama to the pharmacy! Or across a rainbow and have a grand adventure!
Have you considered that perhaps there really is a llama in your room?