By SeeingLlamas - 17/04/2012 09:38 - United States - Knoxville

Today, I have been awake so long I hallucinated a llama in my living room. I have a medical condition that keeps me from sleeping properly. I've run out of medication. I still see the llama. FML
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spikedrummer49 6

Ride the llama to the pharmacy! Or across a rainbow and have a grand adventure!

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Ugi 26

Have you considered that perhaps there really is a llama in your room?

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astralvagan 20

That's llama lame!

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br0dawg 6

Was that...did you just...that didn't even make the SLIGHTEST sense!

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zingline89 18

Idk, the joke was just stupid enough it made me chuckle ever so slightly.

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Axipiter 24

I'm going to start 50 new accounts and thumb this "joke" down into oblivion.

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Doxy 22

I'm jealous of you. I wish I had that much free time.

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Vulpes21 6

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Wow_FYL_BIZNITCH 7

And you have time for FML?

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KeyboardWarrior 10

Why wouldn't he...? I wasn't aware that hallucinated llamas make you physically incapable of accessing the internet.

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llamafish 25

Haven't you heard? It was all over the news. Imaginary llamas emit magnetic waves that disrupt electrical appliances. So OP also can't use the microwave to heat up a nice glass of warm milk, either.

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krispeykreme14 4

Does anyone look at the reality of FML's comments? Lol when did it become normal to talk about hallucinating llamas and how they may or may not disable your ability to access the Internet?...Just sayin

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MigraineurOfLife 15

Watch out - them llama's have some serious spitting issues. :P"" " ""

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KeyboardWarrior 10

Was that spelled that way intentionally, or should I unleash the grammar police on your ass?

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Pelreskovich 11

For the record, I know it's 'alpaca' but, I like feeding trolls.

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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

111, judging by your profile picture, you like taking it in the ass too.

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Pelreskovich 11

122 - thanks for your opinion, as valued as it was, you'll never know!

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hatesfate 6

122 - don't hate because even gay men turn you down

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Pelreskovich 11

For the record, I'm not gay. But thank you 122 for thinking I am. Gay men tend to dress well and take care of themselves :)

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MigraineurOfLife 15

Ya know 44 & 86, I'd say you don't get paid to think but neither do I so... Truth is llamas, camels & el- alpacas O_o all cough up a unique mixture of food, liquid & smelly gases that they can spit all over the place or better yet... You!

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Pelreskovich 11

I don't think you need to worry until the llama starts talking, or you talk to it.

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Randomxnp 10

I'm with Ugi. I reckon there is a llama. One of your friends is trying to make you think you are hallucinating.

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idontknowyou123 0

It's a llama, theres a llama and another llama llama, llama llama, Duck!

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zoegrey 4

Is it a rainbow llama..? O.o

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RedPillSucks 31

A double rainbow llama

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11tyrasinski 12

You see the llama too? I know i wasn't the only one.

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ddeathbombb 5

Llamas better than cows

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