By SeeingLlamas - 17/04/2012 09:38 - United States - Knoxville

Today, I have been awake so long I hallucinated a llama in my living room. I have a medical condition that keeps me from sleeping properly. I've run out of medication. I still see the llama. FML
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spikedrummer49 6

Ride the llama to the pharmacy! Or across a rainbow and have a grand adventure!

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Ugi 26

Have you considered that perhaps there really is a llama in your room?

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immaMonsta 8

Carl from Jimmy Neutron loved llamas. Maybe you'll learn to love them too (;

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rattusrattus 18

Llamas are evil and terrifying, and so are alpacas. ... My mother once used me as a human shield against llama spit when I was a kid...

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DocBastard 38

"Well look at that, I only have three sleeping pills left. Meh, I'll get a refill tomorrow." "Oh, two left! Psh, just one more game of CoD, then I'll go get more." "Shit, last one! What'll I do now?" "Hmm, no more pills. The **** is that, a llama?" The only way to run out of medicine is to be irresponsible.

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evilplatypus 38

Unless you use express scrips, which my insurance company requires. Express scrips is late with my dad's eye meds almost every time.

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causticgirl 6

And here I was hoping Doc would prescribe copious amounts of alcohol.

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Tdevonner 0

Not true! i have to get my rx in person n sometimes i have to make an appointment, other times i can just get it from the secretary. On occasion ill try to get it from the secretary 2 weeks before i run out n she'll say i need an apointment but the next availibility is in 3 weeks..talk about FML lol

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mrmerino 0

Llama es un quadropedo?

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Michaelsgirl04 9

Quadropedo? dude that's not even a word... -.-

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perdix 29

Of course, it is. It means "four child molesters."

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mrmerino 0

It means "having four legs", you *****.

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perdix 29

#154, it should be cuadrupedo, you fuckity ******* ****!

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tarabelle 7

That's kind of weird, but really cool! Unless your scared of llamas?

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badbadkitty 5

The last thing you need to hallucinate is a huge glob of spit in your face, so don't get too close, mkay pumpkin??

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