By Unlucky - 24/05/2010 00:22 - Australia

Today, I have both a cold and a period. Tomorrow, I will have a cold, my period and my wisdom teeth taken out. FML
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Pmm368 5

In Soviet Russia, the cold has you.

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kirk_hammett8 1

22- you look like one of my teachers i had in seventh grade she was hot!!!

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nzl_fml 0

No big deal. Same thing happened to me. Wisdom teeth removal is so overrated, it's usually not that painful if you take your painkillers.

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Cowgirlup4 0

unless you throw up from the iv sedation and get dry sockets from it. then throw up from the clove they stuff in the dry sockets. yeah my doctor didn't want to give me anymore pain meds so I had exposed nerve and bone. it was a pleasant experience

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missheep 0

Even with the painkillers it can be a really bad experience, since they had to broken them in pieces... I was fine when I left because the painkillers, but the next day I barely could talk, and even drink was painfull... I had to stay 1 week in bland foods. So a big hug for you, Unlucky.

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FYLDeep 25

Not that bad? I didn't do anything for 2 weeks. It was really just one ******* tooth though that made it hell. Plus, I didn't realize until after I got off the vicodin how badly that stuff ****** with my body. It was a huge improvement just to be able to manage the pain with ibuprofen.

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GoodLookingGeese 10

it's fake - no doctor will submit to take out wisdom teeth if there is either cold or period.

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Ucla_cupcake 0

My dentist seemed to have no problem doing my fillers, and inserting anesthesia on my cheek while I was on my period. turned out to be a bad idea. The anesthesia made my period last longer than usual, idky, but it did.

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starprincess0426 1

at least you get the prescription pain meds with the wisdom teeth being pulled out

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JesseJaymz 0

so?? it's not like you were gonna be having sex while u were sick, and it's better than being perfectly healthy then having to miss stuff and be bed ridden cause ur wisdom teeth get pulled, put on ur big girl pants and quit complaining.

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kelseyyc 0

Only girls can understand how much of a FML this is...

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Ha! I love how the reasoning here revolves around the ability to have sex. The comments on this one say a lot about the difference between sexes...

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FarSide 22

What's the big deal? Trust me women... whenever you are having your period, we are having our period. I lives are just as fu*king miserable as yours one day a month.

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cookierhino 0

...One day a month?

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crazyweirdo101 0

Why are all the girls bitching about this comment? Honestly, it is a so what, big whoop, she does need to just suck it up. Ya having your period can suck sometimes we all know cramps are hell but they last not even a day and there's pills to help with that. And he's right, at least she feels like shit all at once and not have to be stuck at home when she's healthy

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crazyweirdo101 0

#97 Wtf are you talking about one day a month, clearly your a moron. You don't have it as bad as us when were on our rags at all. I realize I just defended some guy and agree that she needs to suck it up but that does not mean I think you have it as bad as us. Aw you have to put up with some bitching we have deal with a hell of a lot more than that.

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blue_eyes4602 0

Cancel your appt. I don't think your dentist will even take them out if you are sick anyway. I don't think they are suppose to. I could be wrong though.

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Prue_fml 0

Oh :( That is so horrible, nothing worse than ALL those 3 things together. Feel better soon

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Despina 0

33 your a guy so you would say something stupid and ignorant like "it's not like your having sex quit complaining". if guys had periods they would bitch so much. only a girl would understand how miserable this situation is.

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advent2060 4

yea u honestly don't even know why you would say something like that 33. what does having sex have to do with being sick, being on your perioid AND getting wisdom teeth pulled out? also why would NOT being sick and having your period be WORSE than being healthy when getting your wisdoms pulled out? I mean I can only imagine how shity a girl must feel when they are on their period and when you compound that with feeling like shit cuz you have a cold plus the horrible ******* experience of having your wisdoms pulled(I unfortunately have experienced this) that would make for 1 shity ******* day. so FYL indeed OP p.s. hope you don't have a high tollerance to stuff like I do cuz it will make life so much worse when you find out that the vicadin or oxycottin doesn't work because your body just natuarlly had a high tollerance for things like that

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cryssycakesx3 22

what dentist do you go to that you get oxycontin* for getting your teeth out? also, what other opiates are toy doing that toy have such a high tolerance* to said oxycontin?

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