I was pregnant once, some 50 years ago. unfortunately, my child was lost to a pack of wild pigeons that were savaging the Land Across The Border. Funny story, you see, I was swimming in a volcano mountain pool in the middle of Octronoxember with my girlfriend's twice removed third nephew, and all at once I heard a cry in the distance, and I began laughing, probably because of the marijuacrack I was inhaling frequently at the time. Then I realized my baby brother's turtle stone carving was falling and as I reached to catch it my baby was taken away by a swarm of nasty pigeons.

she's not sick with a virus... she's pregnant. that's what morning sickness is. it's also really not feasible to stay in bed when you already have a little kid

and most times morning sickness hits you at any time of the day when u least expect it.