Miscellaneous: Today, I have my first university lecture on lab safety. Having...

By ...loud noises...urgh... - 02/11/2011 16:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I have my first university lecture on lab safety. Having gone out the night before with my house-mates, I have the worst hangover of my life, and have to listen for an hour and a half while they loudly demonstrate the types of alarms we'll hear in different kinds of emergencies. FML

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Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I was supposed to give a presentation to the incoming freshman about the dangers of drinking in college. My co-presenter showed up drunk. FML

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By Thefaller - 11/07/2019 16:00

Today, I went to my first university party already a little drunk. I perched on the end of a table to cool off from the dancing and the whole table tipped over and dumped me onto the floor. I was promptly laughed out of the room. FML

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By Sudoc - 03/12/2017 05:00

Today, after spending 6 hours straight working on a project at school, I decided to call it a night. The instant I set foot out of the lab, the building started screaming. The maintenance guy had set the alarm without telling me. The police had to let me out. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2019 12:01

Today, I woke up at 2 p.m. to realise I'd slept through all of my alarms and missed my really big presentation at university, all because I was up most of the night with food poisoning. FML

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By cagel - 13/12/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I got an e-mail from my University saying I may have violated the Student Code of Conduct for being drunk in public at a football game, and now I have to go in to defend myself against charges. My lungs filled with fluid at the game, causing me to throw up. I had to be taken away in an ambulance. FML

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By SocialAnxietySucks - 26/03/2014 03:31 - United States - Houghton

Today, the clock in the study lounge was off, so I was half-an-hour late to class. I was too embarrassed to walk in late, so I sat for the next half-hour with my ear against the door trying to hear the lecture. People stopped to ask if there was something wrong with me. Yeah, probably. FML

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Disinformation

By zzyx - 22/09/2009 03:19 - United States

Today, there was a fire alarm in my dorm. Just as I was leaving my room, a lady in the hallway told me that it was a drill and they'd be inspecting rooms, so I would need to leave my door unlocked. When I came back, my room was trashed and my laptop, speakers, and jewelry were gone. FML

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Stay safe, stay home

By Anonymous - 17/03/2020 05:30

Today, my professor gave me a huge lecture in front of the class about showing up sick, about how I was endangering the lives of other students, and kicked me out of class. As I left, everyone applauded. I'm not sick, but suffering for horrible allergies. FML

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FreakinChaps 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 23:53

God, I would have shot myself.

FYLDeep 25

Thursday 3 November 2011 0:06

No one's going to feel bad about your self-inflicted woes.

Comments

TimysterGates 15

Thursday 3 November 2011 0:07

"...And this is what you will hear when your severely hungover."

TimysterGates 15

Thursday 3 November 2011 0:08

#16 *you're sorry for failing *whips own bare back*

ShutUpAndStare 7

Thursday 3 November 2011 2:04

^ nice (>^J^)># here's an Internet waffle

TimysterGates 15

Thursday 3 November 2011 11:01

Oh the joy I feel inside right now :O

GOTxMILK 5

Thursday 3 November 2011 0:08

Remember that creepy old guy who asked you out last night? You probably don't because you were too drunk. Well this is his revenge.

perdix 29

Thursday 3 November 2011 0:10

Hopefully, that will teach you to get shit-faced the night before you have to go into the lab. Those places can be ******* dangerous.

bfsd42 20

Thursday 3 November 2011 7:07

Only dangerous if you are an idiot. But that's why there's always an accident. Too many idiots. If only common sense could make a comeback.

yaxattax 1

Monday 30 July 2012 20:38

It would appear the OP is one of those idiots.

HomeAl0ne 20

Thursday 3 November 2011 0:10

When they sound the one for "toxic substance spill" take advantage of the confusion to throw up on the floor.

j_cat187 19

Thursday 3 November 2011 0:11

Pepto+ painkillers=. Damit I still feel like shit. you needed to ditch

aequitas740 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 0:12

Lol, no the rape whistle is only blown as teacher escorts someone to the rape dungeon.

IntoTheClouds 42

Thursday 3 November 2011 0:15

You expect sympathy? You shouldn't've been a moron and gone drinking when you KNEW you had a lecture the next day. YTDI.

hobojo69 23

Thursday 3 November 2011 0:18

One of the teachers must have seen you out drinking, and like maybe you like bumped him and spilled his drink all over himself and so now he wants to get u back for ruining his favorite shirt.

Cinn_fml 22

Thursday 3 November 2011 0:21

Seriously, you knew you had a safey briefing and you went out and got smashed anyway? YDI, YDI so many times over because the safety briefings are usually the important start of term stuff!