Health: Today, I got an e-mail from my University saying I may have violated...

By cagel - 13/12/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I got an e-mail from my University saying I may have violated the Student Code of Conduct for being drunk in public at a football game, and now I have to go in to defend myself against charges. My lungs filled with fluid at the game, causing me to throw up. I had to be taken away in an ambulance. FML

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By LetsMakeLove - 10/06/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I went to the game with my boss and some people he does business with on his tab. I got so drunk that I blacked out, threw up all over the table, and passed out in the bathroom. I woke up alone with my body reeking of vomit, and no phone. FML

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Draining

By grlzze444 - 16/11/2010 00:19 - United States

Today, my swim coach had me swim a 400 meter freestyle. Feeling a little sick near the end, I lifted my head to breathe, then burped, and threw up violently all in the pool. All my team mates screamed horrified running out of the pool, and now they have to drain it. I was told not to come back. FML

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By Thefaller - 11/07/2019 16:00

Today, I went to my first university party already a little drunk. I perched on the end of a table to cool off from the dancing and the whole table tipped over and dumped me onto the floor. I was promptly laughed out of the room. FML

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Not now, please

By Anonymous - 01/12/2020 19:01 - Costa Rica - San José

Today, days before my graduation, I got sick with a virus, so I had constant vomit and incontinence. To receive my diploma, I had to wear a diaper and spend the whole graduation drinking electrolytes. FML

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Any excuse

By jess - 15/10/2023 04:00

Today, without any warning from my body whatsoever, I had to go to the bathroom at work to puke. I was then fired for being ‘drunk’ at work. I wasn’t drunk, just sick. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2016 08:25

Today, I woke up in hospital after a night of heavy drinking. My friends told me I was beat up by the doorman. After going to the club to watch the security footage, it was revealed I actually fell on my face trying to fight, and caused more damage to myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I was supposed to give a presentation to the incoming freshman about the dangers of drinking in college. My co-presenter showed up drunk. FML

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By angel grace - 15/02/2018 15:00

Today, I woke up feeling ill. My mom sent me to school anyway, and grounded me for "lying" about being sick. As soon as I got to school, I began vomiting blood. FML

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By gingerbread - 18/12/2017 18:00 - Armenia - Yerevan

Today, I got a little too drunk at my best friend's birthday party and threw up in the pub bathroom. I wiped everything up, composed myself, and went back to the party table before promptly throwing up on myself in front of the whole pub. FML

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By fmlmylife - 11/03/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was walking to school and decided to be a good citizen by picking up a beer can on the sidewalk. I then walked on to my school's campus where I then got suspended by my dean for "trying to rebel", grounded by my parents for getting suspended, and an MIP from the school's police guard. FML

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moleSG 6

Sunday 13 December 2009 19:48

So go defend yourself and tell them what happened. If this is true, it won't be a problem. No problem, really. Just a bit of an unfortunate mix-up.

GIRAFFES 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 19:54

Doctor's note. Done.

Comments

russianspy1234 11

Sunday 13 December 2009 19:45

and after you succesfully do, you have no more problems

nonynony 0

Monday 14 December 2009 2:02

Yeah it's easy to prove so not the worst thing ever... but I'd still call it FML because it's a huge unnecessary pain, especially since the OP's just gotten out of the hospital and is probably recovering and trying to catch up with all her other stuff.

GuitarJunkie6258 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 4:50

Create an elaborate speech about how your innocent until proven guilty and that you should never have to defend yourself unless there is actually proof that you were drunk.

22cute 17

Monday 28 November 2011 8:57

Geez...just bring in your medical records. Done.

EatMyCrayonz 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 19:45

Mehh could be worse

moleSG 6

Sunday 13 December 2009 19:48

So go defend yourself and tell them what happened. If this is true, it won't be a problem. No problem, really. Just a bit of an unfortunate mix-up.

perdix 29

Sunday 13 December 2009 19:54

Beer bongs are a bad idea.

dvd175 5

Sunday 13 December 2009 20:51

lol

GIRAFFES 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 19:54

Doctor's note. Done.

TheHeroOfTime 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 19:56

SIXTH! NO ONE ELSE CAN BE SIXTH!

Yarrachel 16

Sunday 13 December 2009 19:57

First! Oh no, now I look like a complete fool. Sry

dancingyrlie 1

Sunday 13 December 2009 19:58

"Today, I had to prove to my school that I had a real medical emergency at a football game and wasn't just drunk. Because I kept all the paperwork from my ER visit, this was no more than a minor inconvenience. MLIA."

thatguy1103 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 20:00

Was that fluid alcohol? Sounds like you got smashed, stormed the field naked, violated the mascot and now your trying to use fml as your alibi. I woun't be part of your sick game.