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By uterus why - 01/02/2019 16:00

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Today, I have realised that since I get laid so infrequently, every time I have sex now, it kickstarts my period. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2021 08:01

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Today, after months and months of putting up with bleeding, I have made the connection that, if I orgasm, I will bleed the following day for days at a time, regardless of whether or not I should be on my period. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2020 22:56 - United States - Montpelier

Today, for the first time in 8 months, I got laid and it was amazing. Unfortunately, it's kicked my latent sex drive into hyperdrive. Best part? No idea when I might have sex again, so apparently I just have to live with being ragingly horny for the foreseeable future. FML

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By hellolaina - 27/06/2016 16:33 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I realized that without fail, even if I'm not supposed to get it, I get my period just in time for vacations. FML

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By noneedtostress - 17/03/2012 15:52 - Australia

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Today, I realised my period was two weeks late and panicked about being pregnant due to missing a pill a few weeks ago. Then I remembered I haven't had sex in almost a year. FML

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Bad timing

By Horneyandbleeding - 23/11/2020 07:01 - Canada - Winnipeg

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Today, I got my period. I was going to have my first threesome tomorrow. FML

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Not now!

By virgin - 25/11/2018 20:00

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Today, I was excited because tomorrow I was going to lose my virginity. I just used the bathroom; I got my period. FML

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By clash - 28/11/2008 06:30 - France

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Today, I haven't had sex for so long that my condoms have gone off. FML

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Glory days

By Anonymous - 03/12/2023 10:00 - United States - Richmond

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Today, my girlfriend will only have sex when she's on her period, because it's the only time she gets horny. She also gets body acne, bloating, and utterly foul BO and gas. The sex is so unpleasant, I'm starting to wish she just got cranky and emotional. FML

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By Jack - 30/11/2013 08:31 - United States - Reynoldsburg

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Today, I realized my girlfriend has been "on her period" for almost two months. FML

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By irwingiggles - 08/02/2015 10:26 - Netherlands

Today, I figured out how my birth control works. If you're on your period for four months straight you can't have sex, so you won't be pregnant. FML

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Gofuckyourself 24

Friday 1 February 2019 17:40

Maybe visit your doctor or gynecologist to see what's going on. Hopefully you can get to the bottom of this!

dedanjel 33

Friday 1 February 2019 17:46

Sex causes temporary hormonal changes. It can cause premature menstruation. OP should still see her OBGYN, though. For it to happen every time, she's either always having sex close to her period, or something is very wrong.

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RSW 3

Monday 4 February 2019 20:35

This has happened to me too! Getting the endometriosis removed (again) helped it settle down a lot. Please go see a GP or Gyno.

honestjane 22

Monday 4 February 2019 21:51

Yeah, schedule a checkup with your gynecologist. I had that same issue and ended up having uterine polyps. Generally harmless, but better safe than sorry. Be honest with your doctor about what's going on.

interesting33 36

Thursday 7 February 2019 21:06

I'm not sure that's how that works...

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